"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“The McRib is coming back … be afraid … be very afraid.” – Dr. Freckles
(think)
The McRib is scumbous-flesh, and made of wood pulp and metal shavings … it captures the diesel-heart of a dying epoch, and it is meant to be eaten in silence, in a dark room, surrounded by cats …
Link: https://tastecooking.com/what-are-mcribs-made-of
Anyone else feel like this?
Anyone else feel like one day they will have 20 wives and impregnate them and raise a new super race?
I think breeding my own private army of super people, based upon my highly advanced semen, is a great goal.
You know you have powerful spunk, and the women are AFRAID of its citrus flavor and the turbulent energy bottled up in your JAM …
They will cum from miles around to kneel before you and your CANAL-TUBE … and the green smoke blows …
You ever think about that?
“If you’re heading to a protest directed against STATE POWER in the USA, and you’re NOT visiting the Eccles Building? – then it’s fake.” – Dr. Freckles
“The most Anti-Semitic force in the world today is the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
“My brain rejects John Hughes’ movies for the same reason my brain rejects WAR FILMS.” – Dr. Freckles
“Doesn’t a dude having his throat slit by a skate make hockey MORE cool?” – Dr. Freckles
All people are becoming more hateful of WOMEN and their female confusion.
The GRAND WAR of the BOOTY ZONE is why …
All people are breaking down into SHAME-TRIBES, with the goal of isolating those parts of women-folk that suck the most, and replacing those parts with cigarette butts and stale beer.
WOMEN are to be re-engineered as YOOB-RINDS, made of cat fur and long lost deer carcasses …
And their minds will be dental floss and nail polish remover …
All people agree about this.
I think a lot of nice people agree that we have to harvest old people as taco meat and for chili and curry …
We can come up with all kinds of woolly-headed reasons for NOT grinding up people over 60 into meat patties … but aren’t you tired of the division and the woke politics?
So get to it … start chopping.
Most people agree we should breed panthers, armed with neck mounted 9 mm gatling guns … to patrol our streets man …
They can feed on the homeless and German tourists …
A lot of people think this would be a good idea …
I would name my first boy Klaarg … and my first daughter Ferocia …
People are generally consistent with regards to …
I think I’m going to call my next girlfriend “puddle flower” …
(see how long that relationship lasts)
People ponder this …
Some of you are klez-realm jergers, whereas others are festering weasel-bats and their minds are filled with jerpies …
That’s what makes you special, and why we love you.
Some believe …
Some people think they know the truth, and they tell it to you. But these people …
These people might be dimensional travelers or bigfoot or moth men … they might be shadow people, living in the cracks … the crevices …
There might be a shadow person living in your woman’s hole.
And many agree on this.
John Hughes’ movies were really part of MK-ULTRA …
“GIVE ME SOME FUCKING FOOD!”
The worst part about watching a video like this isn’t the schadenfreude … it’s the realization that this is NOTHING compared to what’s coming …
