“I bet crooked rich banker shit head people do a ‘Trading Places’ all the fucking time.” – Dr. Freckles
But in the real world? – Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy end up dissolving in acid, in barrels, in the Pine Barrens …
Dwindle LONG square root of (x) …
“ROOT(X) – grow fast, dwindle long.” – Dr. Freckles
POWER SEX LOVE ENERGY
The overlapping time wars …
“The overlapping time wars are not meant to be won, they are meant to be AWESOME!” – Dr. Freckles
A million dollars …
If I had a million dollars?
With inflation?
I would do one woman at the same time.
It’s GONE …
- laptop with my first chapter of Big Foot War 1 … sucks
- my backup drive was eaten by the WINDOWS OS on my work computer, fuck …
- my blogs from GO DADDY, finally destroyed by them, indirectly, their shitty GO DADDY ENERGY …
- my woman left me for a BORG-KNIGHT, a lost one hooked on PCP … and you know me, I didn’t care … she gave me crabs.
- Boomer has probably forgotten me, I dunno … Boomer is cool.
- I was at the laundry and they had an AUTOWASH CAR WAS in addition to machines for cleaning your clothes … I thought that in BOBLIMPTOCK, these car washes could be converted into horrific torture chambers … and then I ponder snail meat pizza.
Fine …
“Fine is pretty good this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Colon screening …
“How do I screen my colon? – I sometimes look, majestically, and peer deeply at the stool I leave behind; looking for some oddity.” – Dr. Freckles
IDGAF
“IDGAF and feeling sorry for yourself are NOT the same thing, but they often share the same apartment.” – Dr. Freckles
If I were okay …
“If I were okay I wouldn’t be here.” – Dr. Freckles