“We know more about DB Cooper than we know about JD Vance.” – Dr. Freckles
STAGES of COMMUNISM …
Stages of Communism:
Stage 1, BUSY BODY HOA: why can’t my neighbors stop playing loud music? – I could talk with them, but instead I’m forming a Klungit-gang.
Stage 2, MINARCHISM: FUCK if only we had a tiny KING to keep us safe.
Stage 3, VOTING: WE CAN VOTE FOR KINGS …
Stage 4, NEO-STALINIST HELLHOLE: fuck
Stage 5, COLLAPSE …
Burn them all down …
“If you burnt down every public school in America, IQs and self-esteem would increase in a non-linear fashion.” – Dr. Freckles
That IWO JIMA shot …
This week’s winners …
THIS WEEK’S PSYOP WINNERS:
- Israel
- Bitcoin
- McPoyles
- Hillbillies …
- voting
THE ULTIMATE WEAPON
The ULTIMATE WEAPON:
- an army of cloned McPoyles …
- the McPoyle army exhales Novichok from Putin’s farm
- the McPoyle army poops polonium from Putin’s farm
- each McPoyle has written a memoir about being a “Hillbilly” …
- flying paragliders, “Fireman Died” printed on the wing …
- paragliders capable of landing on SLOPED ROOFS …
- with cameras that take pictures of magical bullets
- infected with COVID
- with armor made from US passports
- firing a gun that shoots box cutters
- carrying “barrel bombs” filled with magical 9/11 aviation fuel
- fully vaccinated
- upon victory, all the paragliding McPoyles coalesce into a PUNK GROUP SHOT of the IWO JIMA flag raising …
You can accept the core narrative of 7/13/24 and the penny dreadful in Pennsylvania. But you have to also accept the consequences of believing this bullshit. That the US government is so broken that a McPoyle was critical in a CIA plot. Or, worse, that any random McPoyle could do this. In either case, it means collapse.
Your coping …
“Fun fact: your coping is killing you faster than drinking is killing me.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t trust the media … unless …
“Don’t trust the media, unless it makes you feel better about reality.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGA-FLOW (from #SEAFLOW)
THE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION … of Blump …
Nothing about yesterday adds up – even if you think part of the prank was having a bullet whizz by Trump’s head …
Me? – I simply don’t trust the sources of information that would allow me to judge.
As a Sovietologist? – I am simply asking THIS QUESTION
WHY ARE THEY SHOWING ME THIS?
(that’s the question)
Here’s my NICEST limited hangout TAKE from yesterday’s Penny Dreadful nonsense:
We are winning the WAR against the MACHINES …
