“I could compose soundtracks for Swedish style porn films.” – Dr. Freckles
Ammo Vending Machines … (AVM over ATF)
CRAZY PEOPLE and Optimists …
“The pessimists might be right, but it’s the optimists who have kids.” – Dr. Freckles
Western Civilization (and other supremacy cults)
“Western Civilization either created this shitty timeline or failed to prevent it.” – Dr. Freckles
Total Commitment …
Stuck on the seat (a story from way back) …
The stories we tell each other …
“They can’t take away the stories we tell each other in the darkness.” – Dr. Freckles
The Devil is a kidnapper …
“The Devil is a kidnapper, he kidnaps children.” – Dr. Freckles
“Without government, where would you get poop water?”
The future …
“If you want to imagine the future? – imagine a diseased hobo pooping in your mouth forever.” – Dr. Freckles
French Bulldogs and worthless dollars …
“The US dollar is to money what the French bulldog is to a wolf.” – Dr. Freckles
Too much to say about voting …
“Lucy’s football is a shiny football.” – Dr. Freckles
MEME WAR TWO
“I don’t know about MEME WAR TWO, but MEME WAR THREE will use seashells.” – Dr. Freckles
Food … price/quality
“While it’s true the price of food has gone UP, the quality of food has also gone DOWN – so that’s good.” – Dr. Freckles
Lifeguards …
“There are no lifeguards in an ocean full of people treading water or drowning.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR SOVIETOLOGY … “hackers”
Coarseness …
“It’s not so hard to understand the coarseness of the human spirit right now, if you understand WHO GAINS if we let our hearts become stone.” – Dr. Freckles
About to rain …
“A lot of folks are holding cotton candy, and it’s about to rain.” – Dr. Freckles
Why do communists hate anarchists the most?
“Figure out WHY communists hate anarchists the most, and you’ll figure out why voting can never, will never, must never work.” – Dr. Freckles
