- “old soul” story from high school
- sergeant basic training story
“I’ve always felt this old.” – Dr. Freckles
My whole life … (I’m 55)
“My whole life it’s: Iran will have nukes in 2 weeks and we’ll be on MARS in 5 years, every year.” – Dr. Freckles
OFFEND ALL OF IT!
“I endeavor to offend everyone before I die.” – Dr. Freckles
CATS dream about MURDER
“Dogs, as with humans, dream about bacon and cheese and beer, cats dream about murder.” – Dr. Freckles
TEACHING is RECURSIVE
“What if teaching is teaching others how to teach and create teachers.” – Dr. Freckles
Why writers drink …
“Writers drink because if they did not they would never write one line.” – Dr. Freckles
COLLAPSE/EXTINCTION
“Crooked HOAs and ROAD PIRATES, all the way down.” – Dr. Freckles
IDEALISM == FATALISM
“Every idealist is a fatalist.” – Dr. Freckles
Consistency …
“Consistency is the polar bear of small penises.” – Dr. Freckles
It would be HELL …
“It would be HELL to be a sociopath. The world is an infinity of existential flavors, and the sociopath only tastes 3.” – Dr. Freckles