“Cows got stuck between cute and tasty, and we, and our dogs, love tasty.” – Dr. Freckles
CIRCUMCISION
“Circumcision: a perfect way to sabotage a man before he’s had a chance to be a boy.” – Dr. Freckles
Not all heroes wear capes …
TSA fingering …
“How many women have had male TSA shove their fingers into their vaginas at the airport since 2001? – probably more than 10.” – Dr. Freckles
Permanent summertime vacation …
“What if that is what the gods did: they built A.I.’s and then went ‘fuck all’ with everything on a permanent summertime vacation?” – Dr. Freckles
Most of the Irish …
“Most, if not all, of the Irish I know in America know more about being Jewish than being Irish: weird right?” – Dr. Freckles
Too many variables …
“When there are too many variables? – you gonna die.” – Dr. Freckles
Your voting …
“Epstein Affair, whatever the full truth is, has demonstrated one thing: your voting does not work.” – Dr. Freckles
Evil is a competition …
“You know why North Korea hates the State of Israel? – because EVIL is a competitive sport.” – Dr. Freckles
Tunnels and the ordinary …
“Ceteris paribus: tunnels usually don’t get built for ordinary things.” – Dr. Freckles