Category: BTANL

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COME see MY movie …

Come see my movie …

My movie is about crazy times when some NUKE goes off in Splunkton, so the wheel-whores move up to the hills to live like rifle-kings. Janet BO-GARTEN leads the PACK of mullet bearers, as a tarnished army is left to suffer in Phoenix.

My movie has taco bandits and weird special effects …

And if you PRE-ORDER tickets online? – you get a chance to win a bitcoin and a tiny house …

My movie will reveal the truth of space harlotry and all the alien nutjob shit. You’ll be catapulted beyond the galaxy in a sable-star cruiser called MISTY HEART and bleeding gums style pottery classes will be held on Tuesday. Your FRUITCAKE LOVER is covered in seed oils and the bile creeps from beyond …

And buddy, if you buy the tickets online: you will get a chance to win a BITCOIN and a tiny house and a midget hooker named Leslie …

There will be PEAK MOMENTS of PURE DRAMA when the LEADING MAN takes his flamethrower and sets fire to the illegal aliens, screaming racists expletives and crying loudly over his slain dog. The valley burns, as the chestnut wives yearn for that freckled loving from Sir Gowlain, not refraining from their lusty ways; it’s okay to see this for the wickedness that it is.

And listen …

If you PRE-REGISTER for this AWESOME FILM? – you’ll GET:

  1. One bitcoin.
  2. A tiny as fuck fucking house.
  3. A midget hooker named “Leslie”
  4. A dog with AIDS …
  5. Six boxes of 22 LR HORNETS, 100 rounds per …
  6. A star-fucks gift card …
  7. Collector’s edition GIRLS GONE WILD on BLUE RAY …

THE ENDING OF MY MOVIE IS TRANSFORMATIVE …

You see some BITCH, wearing cut-off jean JORTS and a flimsy top …

SHE STANDS upon the LEDGE of the GREAT MOUNTAIN, as tigers approach and she fires off her last round of 9mm from her HI-POINT pistol …

She cries the name of her grease-ball husband and the parrot sentinels murmur and whisper: “CANTLOSS”

There is chanting and partying, and all kinds of celebrations …

And the last PUCK is erected as EMPRESS of DUBLIN …

Cheerio to that world.

And if you REGISTER NOW to see this ONCE IN A LIFETIME FILM EVENT, you will get a chance to WIN:

  1. One dicey bitcoin.
  2. One really fucking tiny house, located near the cooling ponds of a boiling water nuclear power plant.
  3. A tinier hooker named “Leslie” …
  4. Juice Nugget Pasta Steaks (lifetime supply, you’ll live another 5 years)
  5. An AM radio with flashlight …
  6. FACES of DEATH, all volumes, on VHS …
  7. 76 gallons of monkey urine

All of this can be, if you see my movie.

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It’s THAT EZ

“Zbigniew Brzezinski once said it is EASIER to kill a million people today than to control a million people. But you know what’s easier than THAT? – to let some calamity take out the millions for you.” – Dr. Freckles

(number one hit going back 7,000 years, especially when the elite are blaming the poors for “burning Rome”? – FAMINE)

FAMINE

Could be a “thing” that they know is coming and are covering up, could be a thing THEY triggered, and they don’t want you to know … could be the THING discussed in Matthew 24:22, who knows …

They are NOT known for hard work, so LITERALLY the easiest fucking thing for them to do is to let NATURE wipe out a shit ton of humans.

Next easiest and most likely historically? – to STARVE a bunch of humans out of existence. Especially if your safe zone for the elite is in Antarctica.

RAW: https://www.who.int/news/item/24-07-2024-hunger-numbers-stubbornly-high-for-three-consecutive-years-as-global-crises-deepen–un-report

MICRO PLASTICS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16495

G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y.