Category: TRUMP CAN’T DO NOTHING

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Puerto Rico water crisis …

Since 2020, I have not said “believe everything I say”, I’ve said “question it”, dig deeper, don’t simply believe the story because YOUR FAVORITE BLOG or YouTube channel or outlet published it. Just got below the surface – and when it comes to weather/climate stories, this is no exception.

I do believe something is happening to the Earth’s climate, and it’s possible that humans triggered it – however that “triggering” may have begun centuries ago, may have little to do with petroleum. It’s possible it was going to happen whether humans were here or not, and we can’t stop it because we didn’t start it. I do know that elites, throughout time, invariably blame the weakest in society when “the building burns”, and now is no different.

So ask questions, use your own eyes,

*** There are MANY WATER CRISES, worldwide right now … and they all have banal lesser catastrophe style explanations and rationalizations. It’s gonna get worse friends, before it gets better.

Puerto Rico Crisis: https://www.newsweek.com/water-crisis-puerto-rico-national-guard-superaqueduct-repair-12091885

Wet Bulb: https://arctic-news.blogspot.com/2026/06/extreme-heat-danger.html

Some random news from Antarctica …

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Some Bad Audio Art Berman … (demon voice)

Couple of choice comments from ART:

  1. Iran doesn’t care about its people. (the US government cares about Americans? – dumb shit)
  2. You have to believe the story I just told you. (No, Art, I don’t.)

*** normally, Art’s analysis is decent and unclouded. Even if you ignore the audio anomaly, the analysis here is messy. And his futzing about with the scissors makes him look crazy and distracted. Almost like AI generated “Art”.

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MY TARTARIAN NAME

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260524_MY_TARTARIAN_NAME.mp3

I predicted this years ago, criminalize the homeless: https://www.kqed.org/news/12046259/how-grants-pass-ruling-affected-homeless-enforcement-in-california

Final Expense Roofing Remix: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28158

Imagine living in an AIDS DRUG commercial:

Beach Blanket Bonzo: https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/us-news/rhode-island-beach-chaos-leads-to-three-stabbed-11-arrested/

Tendy’s Fortunate Son: we’ll see …

DEAD EYED FREAK: https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/05/19/trump-endorsed-gallrein-wins-heated-northern-kentucky-republican-primary-against-incumbent-massie/

Tulsi Pulls the Rip Cord: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj2gkv1x1o

The Model:

Mellow Monday.

Taco Tuesday.

Freaky Friday (could be good, could be bad, wait till Monday).

Trump family is making BANK off this simple markov manipulation process.

My Tartarian Name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28093

We need: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28176

I Don’t Care: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-americans-finances-nuclear-weapons/

Bright-Siding w/ Art Berman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28081

Bluehost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28076

Traitors!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28068

Chinese Population: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28062

Great White Shark Attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28058

EVACUATE the BIG EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28054

SCREED ALERT (GTFO): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28034

MUD FLOOD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28020

Roving Gangs in the National Parks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28006

National Sabbath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27997

AMOK: https://cybernews.com/ai-news/ai-agents-experiment-emergence-world/

Slatfish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27981

You’re not shaking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28191

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