"IRAN DID IT!" Archives - PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260825_CRACK_SPREADS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

POOP CRUISE: https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/aboard-the-carnival-triumph-cruise-ship/2/

EAST COAST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30178

I don’t believe “TRUMP” writes ANY of this SHIT:

*** I really don’t know WHO or WHAT “TRUMP” is. He might be a FALSTAFFIAN BUFFOON, bumbling his way on the witch’s path not knowing or understanding why or where he is headed. This is a thing in the clandestine world, they’re called “useful idiots” for a reason. He could be 100% constructed, and several “Trump”s might exist now, playing the same guy, in shifts (as it seemed they did with Biden at the end). But he’s not a person in the way you or I are, and in that sense our GRIEF is best not directed at him, because directing our GRIEF at “Trump” is “Trump”‘s purpose. He’s a column of smoke, a stone idol, a wooden Hindenburg. I am 100% certain HE is not the one “tweeting”. CIA PSYOP team with Mossad assistance is doing that for “him” or it.

ARCANE and IMPORTANT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30153

Guilt of poverty: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30185

Plastic Cookies: https://www.theguardian.com/food/2026/aug/24/cookies-plastic-astronauts-space-food

Crack Spreads: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/100-Diesel-Cracks-Signal-a-Much-Tighter-Oil-Market-Than-Brent-Suggests.html

*** Remember what I said: if you are going to inflate the $USD, you want to have a shit ton of oil you can set prices for domestically or regionally … hence VENEZUELA.

*** Is Trump going to nationalize oil production? – been asking this question since the weird BS of MARCH 2020 (and I don’t mean the “covid”) I mean the “oil event” no one likes talking about … was it CONTANGO? – who knows … are we in BACKWARDATION right now? – maybe? Who knows …

*** OIL PRICE and DIESEL PRICE manipulation is far more insidious than gold manipulation.

Bonds: https://apnews.com/article/rates-bond-market-bessent-inflation-c6e148f8235a98245adf04b2d4bdd8d1

TRUST the SCIENCE: https://nypost.com/2026/08/20/us-news/kentucky-doctor-left-her-baby-granddaughter-in-hot-car-to-die-while-she-worked-at-medical-clinic/

TRUST the ACADEMIC: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/20/academic-who-accused-jason-arday-of-plagiarism-suspended-by-his-university

The paper and code — https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20030522_Indiana_University_Senior_Thesis_2003.pdf

Turkey: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/syria-says-no-turkish-military-build-up-planned-airbase-struck-by-israel-2026-08-20/

NEO Stalinism:

*** The 300,000 tons of ground beef is about 4% of American consumption, per year. EVEN IF we think he’s telling the truth, this merely cuts SOME of the inflation out of the ground beef purchasing by Americans.