Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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TRUMP LOVES BABIES!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260131_TRUMP_LOVES_BABIES.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Updates:

  1. Got new t-shirts, check them out fucker. Old pappy switch.
  2. Don’t ever use your credit card on Healthcare or Public School networks, ever.
  3. “IT” feels closer that ever, but I know some of my listeners have REAL LIVES that REALLY MATTER and only old drunk and nasty hobos like me care.
  4. I will be getting a new computer soon, after I pay some bills, and hopefully this means more VIDEOS. Might even buy a new camera in a few months.
  5. Because I’m getting caught up on bills, life does feel less stressed … except for the charges
  6. WWW safety fake news … gorillas … frozen cats … poignant man-saves-animal-saves-man stories

OH-SKLEMPIQ: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/01/28/glp-1-weight-loss-drug-lawsuits-side-effects/87611067007/

It’s so over baby: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25072

A fun new way to rip babies off: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25067

That’s not my baby: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25060

Don’t get addicted to FOMO: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25057

Gold: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25053

Depressed people suck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25048

Permafrost collapse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25035

Fake snow: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24973

There’s no free candy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24705

Dress rehearsals: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25011

You can’t have guns: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24977

Opposition: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24962

MAID: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24944

The night arrives: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24940

I’ve said it before, it bears repeating with FBI STOOGE bullshit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25093

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It’s so over …

Knowing the government? – the real value of the $1,000 baby awards in 18 years will be $500 (that’s if the kid is lucky). Probably more like $10.

“I don’t know how dumb MAGA is: giving a baby printed money that they can’t access for 18 years is not a gift to the baby, it’s a gift to the banks.” – Dr. Freckles

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A new way to print money, short term, with limited inflationary effect … (kind of brilliant, if you’re evil)

You thought the CRYPTO WOOCHIPPER or the BANANA ART SCAM or the HOME LOAN PYRAMID SCHEME WEIMAR WHEELBARROWS were brilliant?

Wait for it … this is a great way to build equity with pig vomit.

“The funds cannot be accessed until age 18.” – intriguing money printing opportunity …

No doubt companies will be created, much like annuity or reward access companies, that will PAY YOU a fixed amount for future payments. This will LAUNDER TRUMP’S bullshit money, allowing it to energize PIG VOMIT futures. And the DERIVATIVE PRODUCT overreach on this will be epic, we’re at the end.

Link: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/newborns-are-getting-1000-trump-accounts-are-you-eligible/3882249/