Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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I.G.Y.

I.G.Y. (International Geographical Year) 1957-1958:

A few years ago, on my podcast, I discussed this song – a song that haunted me from my youth. It was released in 1982, when I was 12 years old. When you’re young you don’t always see the subtlety of satire and yet, in retrospect, I consider this song satire. At the time, it seemed like a hopeful song, now I think it mocks us.

I.G.Y. by Donald Fagen

Standing tough under stars and stripes, we can tell
This dream's in sight
You've got to admit it
At this point in time that it's clear
The future looks bright

On that train, all graphite and glitter
Undersea by rail
Ninety minutes from New York to Paris
Well, by '76 we'll be A-OK

What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free
What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free

Get your ticket to that wheel in space while there's time
The fix is in
You'll be a witness to that game of chance in the sky
You know we've got to win

Here at home we'll play in the city
Powered by the sun
Perfect weather for a streamlined world
There'll be spandex jackets, one for everyone

What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free
What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free

On that train, all graphite and glitter
Undersea by rail
Ninety minutes from New York to Paris
(More leisure for artists everywhere)

A just machine to make big decisions
Programmed by fellas with compassion and vision
We'll be clean when their work is done
We'll be eternally free, yes, and eternally young

What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free
What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free

What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free
What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free

Now, unlike Donald Fagen, this is actual sideways gaslighting unironic bullshit:

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Do the Temple Grandin …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260726_DO_THE_TEMPLE_GRANDIN.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

“NEWS”: Zero Hedge

Temple Grandin: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Temple-Grandin

DO IT:

  1. Sully Sullivan season 1 of “Ray Donovan” to Rosanna Arquette’s character: “Don’t worry, just promise to walk back to the car and wait there for us …”
  2. George killing Lenny.
  3. Every time the divorce attorney needs to “pay a quick visit” for the first time and it makes sense to call the fun aunt/uncle/frunkle/brother-dad to watch the kids … maybe take the kids to see a nice movie and eat pizza after, while mom and dad are “out”.
  4. And how we’ve been treated since 2020 … during BOBLIMPTOCK.

IRAN WAR OFF (again ???): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29191

Trump isn’t the only one to do this: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29180

HIGH VALUE TARGETS FOR SOFT-WAR:

  1. Memory/CPU/RAM and other programmable and hard coded micro chip manufacturing. There are not as many of these places as you might think.
  2. IT/Computer Science freaks are now targets JUST LIKE nuclear engineers during the Cold War. Are we ready for this? Do we have coverage?
  3. Physical COMM infrastructure TO INCLUDE GPS and limited space war (targeting satellites).
  4. Micro-electronics manufacturing: that’s micro resisters, capacitors, diodes, transisters, etc.
  5. Electrical grids are EVERGREEN.
  6. This is not a complete list, but it’s a good starting list if you’re going to do IPB of the SOFT-WAR battlefield.

And it’s not a “soft-war”, it’s just WAR. And WAR is brutal and when fought honestly: PRAGMATIC. I will repeat this: THERE ARE NOT THAT MANY PLACES THAT MAKE THE CRITICAL COMPONENTS FOR DRONES AND MISSILES. THERE ARE NOT THAT MANY QUALIFIED AND CLEARED (MEANING SECURITY CLEARANCE RATED) EMPLOYEES IN THIS WORLD. WE DO NOT HAVE THE COUNTER INTELLIGENCE RESOURCES TO PROTECT ANY OF THIS.

DRONE TECH might be OURO-BOROS tech, in this sense that it can eat itself …

And we haven’t even talked about nano-tech yet, far more concerning than bioweapons.

Change your mind: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29202

Personal Bankruptcy:

  1. Being POOR is NOT a moral failiing.
  2. During 2008-2009 we were gaslit into believing banks HAVE A RIGHT to failure, but American citizens don’t.
  3. Please don’t internalize BANKER PROPAGANDA, don’t internalize their gaslighting and faux shame.
  4. Fuck the banks and credit card companies.

Long Chat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29184

More good news from Dane:

Their leaders are gone:

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PENULTIMATE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260724_PENULTIMATE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

“NEWS”: Zero Hedge

Walleye Worries: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29166

Catfish Cancer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29163

MAGNETS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29145

UNLEADED CHOCOLATE?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29152

BLACK DEMON SHARK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29148

THE ULTIMATE THREAT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29139

OLD MAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29131

SETTLER IDEOLOGY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29128

TACO BELL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29122

MY-ABETES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29118

DAMN FAILURES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29113

DROUGHT and HOME INSURANCE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29109

HITTING ISRAELIS (and then there’s Professor Marandi, out of casting): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29105

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MAGNET JUNKYARD BREADWICH HOPE

I made myself a sandwich out of eggplant and shame. I piled on cooter cheese and dog hair and dried stripper blood and old ground up peanut grease left over from last Easter. We put this shit in the oven at 400 degrees for 12 hours, until the material is a black puck and ready for power insertion.

I invite others over for dinner …

I usually add a RAMEN CASSEROLE. You smash up 6 ramen packets and mix in the beef flavor and a few eggs and spider legs. You add lima beans and durable battery acid substitutes from VIETNAM. If there are discarded fish from the wharf that even the seagulls and crows ignore? – then toss that harness-boog into the batch and watch it hatch parasite mystery flavor.

Within 72 hours, very few guests complain.

After such a hearty meal I head to the landfill for magnet fishing. I go with a magnet rod system and a geiger counter and a hooker from Australia named “Jade”. You’d be amazed by the kinds of SHITE we’d pull out of that swamp. Musker-birds, hunting the orphans from the zoo, would howl and cry as the night went by.

Sometimes we’d find old discarded radiological material from the cancer hospitals. Dark metal containers filled with radium and curium and einsteinium and other kinds of late night fun. We’d called in THREATS to the local ROCK’N’ROLL station, demanding nonstop Styx for 77 days, but now we’d have the dirty bombs to make it real … what a deal for just some work at the landfill.