Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

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METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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Mercy me …

Marine Mammals: https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2025-10-03/ocean-life

Pacific Blob: https://mynorthwest.com/pacific-northwest-weather/blob-heatwave/4138575

Canfield Ocean: https://johnmenadue.com/post/2022/03/humanity-sinking-into-a-stagnant-ocean/

Birds: https://nypost.com/2025/10/07/science/changing-bird-behavior-could-have-dire-implications-for-humans-scientist/

Insects: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/fijis-ants-are-struggling-scientists-say-theyre-part-of-the-broader-insect-apocalypse-180987343/

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PARAGLIDERS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251007_PARAGLIDERS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

10/7: https://www.britannica.com/event/October-7-attack

“Others crossed into Israel on motorized paragliders.”

Once again …

Gaza strip is approximately 140 square miles in area … but check out these “Schmidt said Google is always right” results … what’s a square mile here or there, amirite Israel?

IDF has dropped about 100,000 tons of TNT on GAZA since 10/7 … that’s about 714 tons per square mile … that’s not so bad.

IMMORTAL monkeys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23442

PSYCHICALLY DRIVING to SUICIDE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23437

Trump and his friends: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23453

You are okay: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23434

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IMMORTAL MONKEY

We have monkeys that will live to be 8 trillion years old …

We’ll place them in time goblets …

They will be fired into the center of super dooper MEGA black hole …

Their path through time and space will be filled with rage and cagey back stabbing love magic …

Their worlds will be formed of onyx brutality and spectacular mud sauce …

IMMORTAL MONKEYS …

Like chicken and pigs having sex and getting monkey herpes?

Like cows exploding?

Nike shoe pirates?

Tunneling near large bodies of water?

Holding music festivals next to the people you attack and dehumanize?

HOBOS with BIC LIGHTERS?

MACHINE GUNS ON PARAGLIDERS?

FLY HOME!

FLY HOME!

Fly home Ruby Roo …

Before they turn you to glue.

Immortal SPACE MONKEY grows to enormous size …

It despises all our lies …

And starts tossing turds again …

As before …

Then after.