"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.
METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251009_TRUST_THE_WWW.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Don’t do it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23478
Awake Dating: https://www.businessinsider.com/what-awake-dating-the-new-dating-site-for-conspiracy-theorists-is-like-2016-5
“Don’t take advice from strangers on the WWW.” – Dr. Freckles
*** Too extreme?
(is it the same as don’t talk to strangers?)
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251008_I_AM_GUILTY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
*** AIN’T NO FUCKING NOTES
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251007_PARAGLIDERS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
10/7: https://www.britannica.com/event/October-7-attack
“Others crossed into Israel on motorized paragliders.”
Once again …
Gaza strip is approximately 140 square miles in area … but check out these “Schmidt said Google is always right” results … what’s a square mile here or there, amirite Israel?
IDF has dropped about 100,000 tons of TNT on GAZA since 10/7 … that’s about 714 tons per square mile … that’s not so bad.
IMMORTAL monkeys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23442
PSYCHICALLY DRIVING to SUICIDE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23437
Trump and his friends: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23453
You are okay: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23434
We have monkeys that will live to be 8 trillion years old …
We’ll place them in time goblets …
They will be fired into the center of super dooper MEGA black hole …
Their path through time and space will be filled with rage and cagey back stabbing love magic …
Their worlds will be formed of onyx brutality and spectacular mud sauce …
IMMORTAL MONKEYS …
Like chicken and pigs having sex and getting monkey herpes?
Like cows exploding?
Nike shoe pirates?
Tunneling near large bodies of water?
Holding music festivals next to the people you attack and dehumanize?
HOBOS with BIC LIGHTERS?
MACHINE GUNS ON PARAGLIDERS?
FLY HOME!
FLY HOME!
Fly home Ruby Roo …
Before they turn you to glue.
Immortal SPACE MONKEY grows to enormous size …
It despises all our lies …
And starts tossing turds again …
As before …
Then after.
Psychic Driving, Cameron and MK-ULTRA: https://aeon.co/ideas/the-history-of-brainwashing-is-a-red-flag-for-techno-therapy
“If I offend you or make you feel small, then you have really low self esteem.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251002_VENEZUELAN_FENTANYL_BOMB.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
RIP JANE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23422
Life: feeling weirder, okay, a mess, trauma / drama, and then back to bad.
Social Media: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23416
A giant chimp: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23403
