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Chips …
Saw a dude pick up a bag of cancer chips at the Maverick, he said “FIVE BUCKS …” and the put the bag of chips back …
I said: “buddy, that will be 10 bucks in 6 months …”
He didn’t laugh or smile …
He nodded.
Weakness …
“We all have our Achilles bacon.” – Dr. Freckles
Fate …
“Fate is the dance between freewill and God.” – Dr. Freckles
“Destiny stands at the intersection of God and freedom.” – Dr. Freckles
Road Games …
… or …
How the Ugly American solved a crime and banged Jamie Lee Curtis …
Novelty …
“Any madman is a novelty.” – Dr. Freckles
14 Ways to FIGHT INFLATION!
Link: https://www.reviewjournal.com/life/14-smart-ways-to-fight-soaring-price-inflation-2662345/
- Make a deal with Satan.
- Re-use whale grease and other crud.
- Boxes make great homes.
- Learn to steal.
- Sell AMWAY.
- Sell your kidneys … and other sellable body parts.
- Become a hooker.
- Sell hooker grease.
- Make extra cash as a rat hunter.
- Stop eating every day – do the fasting thing and eat every 2 to 3 days.
- Buy only SCRUMBO-STYLE MEAT FLAVORED beef products …
- Beg for money from your neighbor … beggar thy neighbor or some such shit
- Use your dogs to transport illegal drugs …
- Stop taking baths, or brushing your teeth, or taking showers or using deodorant … you work from home, right dawg?
It’s a mistake …
Getting an ‘A’ …
“Everyone can get an ‘A’, if you can make up the answers.” – Dr. Freckles