COCAINE BEAR!

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Cocaine Bear …

Link: https://ew.com/movies/cocaine-bear-true-story-explained/

If I had a flag?

It would show a black bear, sitting down, leaning over a big plate of Colombian yayo …

With a nice sprinkling of cocaine on his big black nose …

Motto underneath: “I’ll get to you next …”

BTW: Cocaine Bear is my spirit animal …

Ye …

Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d3av3/kanye-west-says-he-likes-hitler-alex-jones

In military psychological warfare terms:

The “Kanye Hitler” event is “popping smoke” … more noise … more designer-confusion …

(just ignore the pillars of smoke in the distance …)

Great Things Hitler Did:

  1. Volkswagen
  2. Interstate Highways
  3. High speed rail
  4. Space travel
  5. Jet engines
  6. Really stylish outfits (Hugo Boss)
  7. He HATED RUSSIANS, and that’s a thing Americans get into now …
  8. He did some other stuff …

Daily prophecy …

They will call you LORD DRIG and you will own the lands of the ancient FROOG FOLK, not far from Chicago … you will have 44 hooker wives, all of them unbustulated and splayed out on a giant bed made of gravy and diamonds. Many will fight for you, many will lay slain in the snow.

In the age of Nordic hustlers carrying old spade tire irons, your name will be written on the STARS. The 9 hectarian-loog bitches will make you their man-king. Your schlinctus will be cleaned by putty-elves and your heart will be replaced with rookery. And no god will rule you.

Once the NEW AGE begins, the Trojans will lay scattered as fallen soldiers, covered in yellow grease and dried blood. Your community will elect a gill-witch as LEADER, and then declare all rumptuous blessings and fiery hot bonus shots. The TOOG will relent when the sky weeps.

If you have the courage to travel to the RED PLANET you could become a GOMBO-KING. You could rule many acres on the slopes of Olympus Mons, you could raise scuttle-rat and feed on brinctus-slurry. Your name could be Hlebuus and your woman will have incurable genital crabs.

Qourgon-Xled, the last of the geevers, would sit upon his throne in sector 54. He was a LORD of MARS, ruler of the red sands and the hooker lands. He mined cleavage-oils near the great lamprey sea, he wrestled turly-gators in the Swamps of Gatmos. His eyes were dark blue.