“There’s literally no escape from the inevitable.” – Dr. Freckles
Awaken Dear Grimble! (Lords of Boblimptock)
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Wake up gentle GRIMBLE …
You’ve been asleep for 7,000 years …
Come forth gentle GRIMBLE …
Bring us the laughter and tears …
Build your castles made of wax, unto the realm give your blood oath, unto your lover give your STREAM.
Make your river a valley of whores.
Arise pedestrian KING, reclaim your kingdom among the freaks.
Stand up, Tornado Knight, and bear the light breath of life for the STROGAN-FOLK and their sheep.
Fire up your furnace and cast aside the old dogs of war, replace pink sprites with metal and kettle and knife and pie.
Open your eyes WISE GRIMBLE, take note of the time and usher forth the flames and tremble.
If you walk the EARTH for 7 years, you can make amends for those old crimes of tasty blood malady and overcoming fruit guilt.
STAND FAST OLD BEAST, and wave your hands about …
The DELORIAN FREAKS will stride over wasteland cities, and the bejeweled harlotry will herald an age of STINK BEETLE PIZZA.
Your mind will slice through the bullshit and reveal the inner core of disturbed angel sands. Your kite spirit unites the 77 demon worlds, and opens a portal to the newest and most fantastic of places …
OH FINE GRIMBLE,
your mind on fire with GRIEF-RAGE.
You remember the time of broken heart’d living, when the cavemen women wrapped themselves in steel-cotton, and the grease merchants sold dolphin-slab by the gallon to truckers …
Your fist will beat down the failed crap heads.
There are no words for you GENEROUS GRIMBLE!
You give of your flesh sauce and no monster will halt your guile and danger …
Your plan for us is wise, and our workers have begun fashioning the stone. Our astronomers see the Heavens and gaze too deeply into doom paintings.
DEAR GRIMBLE, HEAR YOUR SULLEN PEOPLE!
My Grimble, come home.
A fire shall burn, and the hog-dwarfs will pay.
A cannon shall boom, and the cougar wench will be lost to the swill.
A lion will ROAR, and the KELMER-MONKS will learn to hunt grease-weasel and eat black pear pie.
And you, Dear Grimble, will ride high on the wheel-throne hound.
A time of testimony will arrive, when the 17 hooker-wives will give their word to the throng. Judged for heresy, the GRAND DUCHESS will ungudgulate herself will tinctulating her boovula.
A sly jester frolics nearby, high on PCP and stale cocaine …
And OUR GRIMBLE is ready!
THEY WILL COWER BEFORE YOUR STRENGTH!
They will cry and wail at your approach …
They will be heard saying, “the Grimble approaches, hide the busty women and the beer …”, but nothing remains hidden before the Grimble.
He is the caretaker of all lost sins, he is the SAUCE!
How many 8 balls of cocaine have I had, waiting for you my loving Grimble?
Am I simply a plaything of the gods, being tossed about by fate, like some meth head loser that can’t stop thinking about LAY’S PLAIN WAVY POTATO CHIPS?
Will the wizard steal my robot arm, to kill you?
So we still wait, despite feeling the quaking earth …
We still hunger, despite hearing your distant steps, the crushing force of your giant flaming iron feet burning and squashing the ground …
We prepare the great offering, of Norman Borlag stew and diabetes goo, and more.
We wait as space ghosts, covered in dingus brine.
We wait as HEROES, sitting up our swords.
We wait as hooker queens, with steel bearded rage DOWN THERE. (you know where)
We wait and smile and worship and build statues of our friend GRIMBLE.
And one day, HE will take us home.
Suicide Drone (I have to rant about this again)
If you fire a weapon, and it is guided, and it hits a target and is destroyed as a result? – that’s called a MISSILE … there are many kinds of missiles, but none to date attempt suicide, and WHY THE FUCK would you BUILD a weapon that would achieve enough consciousness to be so depressed and unstable that it might just target some random Burger King and blow it up? Get real …
Tavistock Institute must have come up with the term “suicide drone” …
Military science: it’s dumb, not a good definition
Propaganda science: it’s perfect, it appeals to the hoi polloi and uses trigger language
Ancient Apocalypse
- Is it possible we are being lied to about history? – Max Igan
- What would be the agenda of the lie?
- If humans have been around for 200K to 600K years, how many civilization periods or epochs might have arose, and fallen …
Catastrophe Types:
(time factor of these catastrophes is meant to relate both frequency and IMPACT, it’s a messy way to look at this, but it’s what I got)
100 year catastrophes: economic, social, no dark age
500 year catastrophes: economic/social collapse, localized dark ages
1000 year catastrophes: collapse of empires, and disappearance of cultures
10000 year catastrophes: these are near extinction events for humans, and all that is left of the previous epoch is recorded in just a few words …
Graham Hancock’s series on NETFLIX …
Worrying about death …
so many whiny mother fuckers worried about “dying” is why we’re in this fucking mess in the first place …
stop thinking about death …
start focusing on LIFE
Anal Emma …
I knew a girl named this once …
Sometime tomorrow …
Sometimes …
“Lots of sometimes in never.” – Dr. Freckles
Healthy world …
“Want a healthy world? – fight for a free one.” – Dr. Freckles
– environment
– medicine
– food
– security
Want to optimize your life?
Want to improve the air, water, soil?
THEN FIGHT FOR A FREE SOCIETY …
AND FIGHT AGAINST THE POLICE STATE.
Liberty is essential to an ecosystem …
You cannot properly manage an ecosystem centrally, any more than you can an economy or society …
Allow all beings to find fit, make choices, suffer consequences and thrive …
But the more government you have? – the less nature.
Keynesian economics was ALWAYS going to lead to a Norman Borlag type agricultural system …
This was always going to lead to diabetes, obesity, cancer, dementia …
This was always going to damage the top soil …
THIS WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE A HANGOVER …
Snow melt …
“The melting of snow is like Easter for a dog.” – Dr. Freckles
Cure for STUPID …
“The only cure for stupid is reality.” – Dr. Freckles
Darkest …
“It’s always darkest before it gets even darker.” – Dr. Freckles
30 year old virgin …
“If you’re in high school, and girls say ‘you’re such a nice guy’, this means you won’t have sex until you’re 30.” – Dr. Freckles
Moar STOCHASTIC TERRORISM
If you are DUMB ENOUGH to believe in “stochastic terrorism”, then you’d have to believe the BEATLES were a terrorist group, because they released the WHITE ALBUM … with Helter Skelter …
Or go after rap artists like Tipper Gore did with her warning labels …
(all stochastic terrorists)
Cookie monster …
Now …
“The NOW is the ever present MAYBE.” – Dr. Freckles
White Privilege
Scott Adams, and his video admission …
“There is nothing more WHITE PRIVILEGE than worrying about black people.” – Dr. Freckles
Cannibalism …
I don’t know if people see this coming – here, in the “City of Rome”, we still have food and drink and entertainment, but for how much longer?
And will you get warning from the authorities of man, or will you be left, blank faced, staring into the abyss as your world falls apart and the grocery store goes bare?
“If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.” – Matthew 24:22
Gravity Battery
If you read the “Medieval Machine” by Jean Gimpel, you will come across examples of this kind of energy storage going back thousands of years …
It is simple a PE (potential energy) storage system or abstract dam …
Dams are PE batteries – they store energy as water held at a certain height, and then releasing this stored PE translates to electricity in the turbine/generator system …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/could-gravity-batteries-win-energy-storage-war
A. J. From Florida and I discussing this in 2019 …
Poor …
I am poor – and neither proud nor ashamed.
I’ve met rich people, having worked in healthcare, who are evil shit heads and still make millions … not poor.
If you think people are poor in America mainly because they are shit heads – good luck bro … Good luck … I mean it.
CRAP CHUTE PILL HEAD America has a LOT of people who “make money” grifting – and if you choose to avoid industries that grift people, you will probably end up poor.
And since I think this “game” is almost over? – it doesn’t matter …
No matter where you live …
No matter how many ounces you have stacked or food in your basement …
We will all be visiting the poor-house soon enough.
Beating up on poor people has to be one of the lowest energy shitty things to do …
But people no longer know the difference between kindness and communism – so here we are …
A lot of rich commies, mocking poor anarchists …
A lot of grifters and crooks, mocking the moral.