Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/18/health/ozempic-vulva-is-making-women-look-aged-droopy-down-there

“Boblimptock is to NOW what CROATOAN was to THEN.” – Dr. Freckles


MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250818_CROATOAN.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Link: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/august-18/roanoke-colony-deserted
Updates:
Pull It: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22730
Blue Host Special: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22733
(remember the thing about the methane detection satellite): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22783
Wheel of Cheese: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22778
Trout wants to attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22766
THRIVE with enemies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22763
GLOCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22760
That last chance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22863
Give the dog the keys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22859
WTAF: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22854
Our best ally: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22850
FA/FO: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22841
Schindler’s Tavern: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22800
Reality: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22879
RACE WAR or CIVIL WAR or STREET to STREET, HOUSE to HOUSE Disintegration?





“Reality will always start making sense long before people do.” – Dr. Freckles

(but)
When they say PHONE they don’t mean flip phone … so there’s that.
DEAD INTERNET THEORY

*** This is NOT a new story. But it’s cute.
Link: https://supercarblondie.com/canine-driving-school-new-zealand/
