A giant chimpanzee …

What if there’s a giant chimpanzee in deep space, listening to our radio … and periodically it tosses a turd at us, to change the station … it didn’t like “Dinosaur Radio”, it changed the station …

An invasion of Venezuela would be a total papa Blump thing to do …

of course: weapons of mass destruction

“the fentanyl bomb”

I just made up the “fentanyl bomb”, but they’ll come to you at the UN and say “look at my vile of white powder” …