In the YEAR 2199 …
… not everything was fine …
… the Earth was almost dust …
… the land was a bust …
… Gamilon planet bombs have turned our world to RUST …
… BUT WAS THERE HOPE?
General Lysis … shit posting about the STAR FORCE …
… this is where it gets kind of rapey …
… we learn some truth about Japanese culture …
… women are disposable things …
… women are like potato chips …
Isn’t that RIGHT, SPARKS?!?
What did we learn:
- MARS is 1,000 light years away – and it snows there.
- Pluto has amoeba creatures or protozoa living on it.
- Towards the end of SEASON 1, shit goes downhill …
- Japanese culture is kind of rapey. Sort of into a LOT of having sex with unconscious women … damsels in distress …
- Humans are kind of rapey …
- There are no heroes …
- All navy guys are kind of rapey … US … Chinese … British … Turkish … rapey
- The ARGO is a giant rape cannon … wave motion gun? – what kind of porn-hub James Deen rapey’ness is that? The Desslok gun? Come on … hide your L’s better …
- SPARKS was RIGHT!