POOP BABY ABORTIONS NOW!

“POOP BABY ABORTIONS FOR EVERY FUCKING CLOWN!” – Dr. Freckles

MY TESTIMONY:

I was pregnant with a poop baby, because I was on percocet after I broke my arm cuz I slipped on the ice walking to the grocery store to get potato chips …

And I wanted a poop abortion …

And my hospital refused.

(I had to give birth to that poop baby, 11 pounds 5 ounces)

it was greasy and hard and painful and bloody …

it took 5 hours …

(I had to use a spoon at one point)

All because I DID NOT as a HOBO-CLOWN-TYPE-GENDER have access to poop baby abortions ….