JING-JIT-BEINGS

You can travel deep into the Earth and find WORLDS within worlds. Like attraction to the ZONE 4-FLEX, where the magma heats your WOMAN SPICE and the tree-scar relents before the ROD. I saw that world, and met the uniformed belly dancers, and sought after the rock cocaine.

When you work in the below place, you do it in stages of PRESSURE … high pressure, low pressure … metal casements and concrete and steel.

It takes 3 days to get to your destination – 30 miles below the surface of the Earth …

30 miles down, in the dark heat of the Earth, where people drink wine fermented from brown recluse spider venom, and they slowly go blind.

I met HALDOON, a JING-JIT-BEING … down there.

I met that rock man, and looked into his silicon eyes.

He would tell me stories of the last YORT-Queen, and how his men fought wars against the MOLE PEOPLE to control the MAGMA FARMS of T’limpf and FROH.

Haldoon told me to follow this path:

  1. Steep-man gave me 3 flasks of TORG-WINE.
  2. A woman dressed in slacks with a dead head t-shirt and sandals.
  3. Four weird pit bulls …
  4. Your impacted bowel and the hardest poo EVAH …
  5. Kelp garden near Astoria where the last sea lions make love.
  6. Honest Joe and his rotten bow and the lost stag, he wouldn’t brag.
  7. Lost little Mary-Francis, taken to a farm in Kansas, told to make a basket straw, now her dead baby calls from afar …
  8. A microphone preacher in VEGAS, calling after the blonde hooker Debbie.
  9. Hoard plastic forks.
  10. Learn to make friends with ravens.
  11. The RED HARBINGER AWAKENS in the EAST.
  12. A smoky redress of grievances, as STEVE MCQUEEN races against time, and your mom gets lost at the pharmacy.
  13. Hell is lost to the STRANGER DANGER, somewhere in Jamaica
  14. Greek goddess frets, no one lets her breathe, the vapors rise up to her dress, and her sleeve is covered in goat’s blood.
  15. Pack your WOUNDS with dirty rags and dead pigeons …
  16. UNSEAT the MORGANITE GENERAL, sell his sword to David.
  17. Big Foot and the Wookie people prepare the last bastion, and there armies are coming, and your women will wail in pain.

THESE ARE THE BROKEN WORDS OF HALDOON!

A TIME IS COMING TOO SOON …

Your family will hustle and run from the fright, but the night won’t let go, and your world won’t stop spinning.

Because he is winning, for now …

And he is the MASTER of CONFUSION.

So said Haldoon.