“While it’s true the price of food has gone UP, the quality of food has also gone DOWN – so that’s good.” – Dr. Freckles
Where it starts, where it’s going …
“At some point self defense becomes civil war, hard to say when/where – it’s a tipping point.” – Dr. Freckles
Wind directions …
“Wind directions are mostly consistent, until they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s Grinken Time?
“Those that live long enough to be remembered will be remembered for a long time.” – Dr. Freckles
Just desserts …
“He said ‘you’re getting your JUST DESSERTS!’ … and I thought he meant we’re skipping the meal and just having cake.” – Dr. Freckles
Dating …
“Dating?!? – they’re all harlots and witches and I have CINEMAX and Shannon Tweed.” – Dr. Freckles
Sheep dipping …
“Sheep dipping doesn’t usually happen once with a FED, it’s usually an ongoing process.” – Dr. Freckles
More thoughts on my colonoscopy …
What the camera video revealed …
How my specialist reacted to the colonoscopy video …
COLON
The doctor giving me the briefing after my first ever colonoscopy …
“Dan, we gotta take off … nuke the site from space … it’s the only way.”
Hanging gardens …
“If there were hanging gardens in Babylon? – then they must have been anarchists.” – Dr. Freckles