TOILET SNAKE TERROR

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240823_TOILET_SNAKE_TERROR.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Remembering Vicki Weaver: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13192

STAR WARS is GAY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13188

BROWN SNAKE NIGHTMARE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13185

RADIOSHACK, 1989: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13182

Ted Bundy, Israel’s Founding Father: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13173

University in a book: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13171

Monkey Herpes Emergency: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13167

Farming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13164

I met a raven: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13157

I met a raven …

I met a raven on the way to town today. He stood in the middle of the road.

He looked at me and said: “in 6 days the sky will open with fire and then you will die …”

And I thought? – “Fuck, great news.”

I saw an eagle circling overhead …

The dead raccoon choir sang a song of blue cycle lemonade, and the coyote dealers were starting their search for road fowl.

The eagle spoke to me and said: “A wind is coming that will sweep away mankind, you will be thrashed by the tempest and your kingdom will fall …”

And my response? – “Shit, fuck … I have a kingdom?”

I nearly drowned in a rolling river, I was hunting for silver, I told her I would deliver.

Her eyes caught mine at the Swirly Club, she ran tildo-swill for the Gimsly Gang, she would hang with the East Side Hoolies eating taco treats and making bank. I grabbed that girl and made her a home under the bridge …. her name was Midge.

I wanted to buy her a ring, to bring her bling, so her heart could sing … but I was nearly dead, and do you know what the Angel Vogosil said? – “Run to the hills, find that grass that grows near the ledge, and HEAR ME CRAB SCUM … your days of love and rum are done … the Moon will fall to earth, and the land will shake for 7 years … grab yourself a beer son, cuz you’ll be dead in 3 months …”

… and I was like: “Fuck, there’s beer?”

A few months ago I was stuck in the snow.

There was a glow above me, as a UFO slunk down and caught me on the ground.

Out came GREEN MEANIES covered in stardust and slander spice, they had a nice cozy feeling, like special flavored coffee on a Border’s Books kind of day …

The lead alien spoke to me, using mind lasers:

“HUMAN … YOUR SPECIES IS MONKEY WRAP PIZZA … YOUR HEARTS ARE COLD AND STALE. WE WILL IMPLODE YOUR PLANET IN 3 YEARS AND YOU WILL RETURN TO THE COSMOS.”

… and me: “good, pizza too …”

CUMMING SOON: TANTRIC COLLAPSE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240819_TANTRIC_COLLAPSE.mp3

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Spiders coming back (best good news story we got): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13144

EDGING:

Link: https://www.businessinsider.com/these-us-navy-warships-near-middle-east-going-to-region-2024-8

Link: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/what-is-edging

Link: https://www.lforlove.dk/pages/what-is-edging-tantra

  • BOJ rate hike
  • War in the Ukraine
  • War with Iran ???? (get started already, major airstrikes always 24 hours away)
  • Threats, threats, threats … collect the fucking guns already
  • new kinds of herpes each week
  • ALIENS … my whole fucking life

When do we BLOW our LOAD and have WW3?

Pedos in Israel: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-jewish-american-pedophiles-hide-from-justice-in-israel/

CONTROL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13140

SDEROT CINEMA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13121

BLUE BEAM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13117

DEPORT THE ANTISEMITES!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13107

Crooked Casino: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13148

SDEROT CINEMA (from 2014)

Link: https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/23/world/middleeast/on-the-edge-of-battle-rockets-give-israelis-a-show.html

Link: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/amount-of-israeli-bombs-dropped-on-gaza-surpasses-that-of-world-war-ii/3239665

“each usually carried out by two groups of three aircraft. A typical mission dropped 168 tons of ordnance, pounding an area 1.5 by 0.5 miles (2.41 by 0.80 km)”

Roughly a square mile: 168 tons, per Vietnam war an B-52 ARCLIGHT

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-43/B_MOAB

GAZA is 141 square miles, so this times 168 tons of TNT gets you to 23.5 kilotons of TNT … and this would be horrendous.

Now imagine doing 3 times that amount.