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POINT ONE FIVE BASIS POINTS BRO?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240805_POINT_ONE_FIVE_BASIS_POINTS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

RFK dumping bodies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12941

Israel: don’t get any ideas: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12924

Banning G-Strings: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12920

Rant’y thoughts: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12837

Kept falling: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12835

Space: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12832

The Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12828

Trolley Problem Solution: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12936

A bunch of Czars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12877

Dangerous idea: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12883

Milgram Experiment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12886

Division of Power: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12889

TAXES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12933

Tornadoes and Thread: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12899

I might be an alien: https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/11451/11-hints-you-might-be-descended-from-aliens/

The next gold rush: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12903

Pre-emptive Strikes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12912

The thing that approaches: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12930

I keep drinking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12948

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I keep drinking …

I keep thinking,
I want to quit drinking,
but the BOMB keeps ticking,
it’s an alarm clock in my head.

I was DEAD,
when the old whiskey slut sold my kidneys,
“it wasn’t me”, she said.

I was lost,
when my cocaine boss sold loin dressing,
and the magnet freaks kept on a’blessing,
that infernal sphere … hovering in the dark.

So you keep thinking,
you can stop drinking,
but you will still be freaking out.

Your wolf spirit is gone.

Could you hear the INFLUENCE GUY YELL,
at the opening bell,
when turtle wash cowboys SELL SELL SELL.

And your own FRIED FISH DREAMS,
come apart at the seams,
as the elf captain says “we’ve got some turbulence”,
and the bliss barons fall silently in love.

Look out below?
Oh NO …
Look out above.

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CRAZY TIMES INFINITY …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240801_CRAZY_TIMES_INFINITY.mp3

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THE HANGLIDER THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:

  1. I first discussed this in 2019, on my LSR podcast.
  2. I proposed it as a way to understand the Great Discontinuity, which I now call Boblimptock.
  3. I’ve updated the original version to incorporate a more realistic expression of reality AND the update is a little more optimistic.

I thought now was a good time to review.

Rape’y Israel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12892

The Games: https://www.britannica.com/sports/ancient-Olympic-Games

Olympic Only Fans: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12866

Back the Blue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12869

Forest management: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12861

One Hen’s tear: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12857

Two Wolves: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12854

The Window: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12849

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Next gold rush …

“What if I told you the next GOLD RUSH is landfills?” – Dr. Freckles

Even if I am skeptical of “predictive programming” as expressed …

What if I told you that thing from the show FALLOUT, where the Brotherhood of Steel collects old tech?

(yeah)

(a version of that is coming to a theater near you)