“If COPE were a ticker? – it would be all time highs right now.” – Dr. Freckles
POINT ONE FIVE BASIS POINTS BRO?
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240805_POINT_ONE_FIVE_BASIS_POINTS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
RFK dumping bodies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12941
Israel: don’t get any ideas: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12924
Banning G-Strings: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12920
Rant’y thoughts: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12837
Kept falling: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12835
Space: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12832
The Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12828
Trolley Problem Solution: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12936
A bunch of Czars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12877
Dangerous idea: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12883
Milgram Experiment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12886
Division of Power: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12889
TAXES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12933
Tornadoes and Thread: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12899
I might be an alien: https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/11451/11-hints-you-might-be-descended-from-aliens/
The next gold rush: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12903
Pre-emptive Strikes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12912
The thing that approaches: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12930
I keep drinking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12948
I keep drinking …
I keep thinking,
I want to quit drinking,
but the BOMB keeps ticking,
it’s an alarm clock in my head.
I was DEAD,
when the old whiskey slut sold my kidneys,
“it wasn’t me”, she said.
I was lost,
when my cocaine boss sold loin dressing,
and the magnet freaks kept on a’blessing,
that infernal sphere … hovering in the dark.
So you keep thinking,
you can stop drinking,
but you will still be freaking out.
Your wolf spirit is gone.
Could you hear the INFLUENCE GUY YELL,
at the opening bell,
when turtle wash cowboys SELL SELL SELL.
And your own FRIED FISH DREAMS,
come apart at the seams,
as the elf captain says “we’ve got some turbulence”,
and the bliss barons fall silently in love.
Look out below?
Oh NO …
Look out above.
RFK JR, dumping bodies …
Finally: a solution to the trolley problem …
Just let the fucker on the tracks call their loved ones to say goodbye … if there’s time. Maybe just live stream it … like George Floyd … too close to it? Eh, boyo?
The price we pay …
“Taxes are the price we pay so we can pay more taxes.” – Dr. Freckles
That which slouches towards us …
“The thing that approaches EATS black swans.” – Dr. Freckles
Dear Israel: don’t get any ideas …
BAN G-STRINGS?!?!?
CRAZY TIMES INFINITY …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240801_CRAZY_TIMES_INFINITY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
THE HANGLIDER THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:
- I first discussed this in 2019, on my LSR podcast.
- I proposed it as a way to understand the Great Discontinuity, which I now call Boblimptock.
- I’ve updated the original version to incorporate a more realistic expression of reality AND the update is a little more optimistic.
I thought now was a good time to review.
Rape’y Israel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12892
The Games: https://www.britannica.com/sports/ancient-Olympic-Games
Olympic Only Fans: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12866
Back the Blue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12869
Forest management: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12861
One Hen’s tear: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12857
Two Wolves: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12854
The Window: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12849
Pre-emptive STRIKES …
“Pre-emptive strikes work LIKE … once.” – Dr. Freckles
Next gold rush …
“What if I told you the next GOLD RUSH is landfills?” – Dr. Freckles
Even if I am skeptical of “predictive programming” as expressed …
What if I told you that thing from the show FALLOUT, where the Brotherhood of Steel collects old tech?
(yeah)
(a version of that is coming to a theater near you)
Tornadoes, needle and thread …
“Always gonna be tornadoes, won’t always have needle and thread.” – Dr. Freckles
Protesting for the Right to Rape … (Israel Edition)
Division of “power” … (aka – sweaty dynamite)
“There is no division of power, power is simply divisive.” – Dr. Freckles
The Milgram Experiment
“The Milgram Experiment applies to the Inquisition, it doesn’t really apply to the present.” – Dr. Freckles
The solution …
“The most dangerous idea in America is that LIBERTY is the solution, not more voting.” – Dr. Freckles
A “free” country …
“For a free country, we create a shit ton of Czars.” – Dr. Freckles