I AM GOING TO FUCKING BLOW YOUR MIND …
Forests have managed themselves for millions of years.
(so that’s not the Occam’s Razor variable, sorry)
"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
I AM GOING TO FUCKING BLOW YOUR MIND …
Forests have managed themselves for millions of years.
(so that’s not the Occam’s Razor variable, sorry)
You ever see a hen crying?
As its babies are taken away …
You ever see that one tear hit the dry soil,
your heart boils with pain,
as you put a pad a butter in the pan,
and with the other hand,
crack the egg?
The skillet crackles,
the pepper smells nice,
the coffee is ready …
And if you made that sunny side up?
Would you give a little to mother hen?
Would this dry her tears?
Or would she eat her baby in silence …
AND I STILL SCREAM:
“Did you see that poor hen cry?”
(right before its little baby dies …)
Did you ever see a chicken with shovel and adz,
fashioning stone and brick for the FEAT,
as processing pipes are laid by roosters,
and their little children become McNuggs …
No more hugs …
Just a pale bleak building where the little chickens scream …
(no more to ween)
Is that mean?
Why did GOD have to make chickens, and their eggs, so tasty?
(this is the greatest of poignant sadness …)
“We all have two wolves inside of us: one is retarded, the other is even more retarded.” – Dr. Freckles
I open the window,
just a crack.
I’m taken aback by what I see:
A group of kids at TARGET in a flash mob,
A group of kids mangled from a bomb job,
All I know is the window lies and shocks.
***
I open the window a little more,
I see a whore talking about TRUMP on TV,
A miserable spectacle of folks wearing patches,
all in honor of an ORANGE PRINCE,
and his traveling partner: Randall Flag,
and still the window seems like a gag.
***
I could not stay away more than a night,
the window closed and nothing to “see”,
but it beckons as all great street performers do,
to play 3 card monte or guess the beans,
and unseen forces move the show,
so I open the window once more,
to be shocked and lied to,
you know the score.
LAME …
YOU DON’T GET TO:
“Sometimes I think the buildings that fell on 9/11 never stopped falling.” – Dr. Freckles
“SPACE looks AMAZING in the movies, in real life it’s depressing.” – Dr. Freckles
*** this poem was recommended by a new listener
Once upon a time, in the land of Hush-A-Bye,
Around about the wondrous days of yore,
They came across a kind of box
Bound up with chains and locked with locks
And labeled “Kindly do not touch; it’s war.”
***
A decree was issued round about, and all with a flourish and a shout
And a gaily colored mascot tripping lightly on before.
Don’t fiddle with this deadly box,
Or break the chains, or pick the locks.
And please don’t ever play about with war.
***
The children understood. Children happen to be good
And they were just as good around the time of yore.
They didn’t try to pick the locks
Or break into that deadly box.
They never tried to play about with war.
***
Mommies didn’t either; sisters, aunts, grannies neither
‘Cause they were quiet, and sweet, and pretty
In those wondrous days of yore.
Well, very much the same as now,
And not the ones to blame somehow
For opening up that deadly box of war.
***
But someone did. Someone battered in the lid
And spilled the insides out across the floor.
A kind of bouncy, bumpy ball made up of guns and flags
And all the tears, and horror, and death that comes with war.
It bounced right out and went bashing all about,
Bumping into everything in store.
***
And what was sad and most unfair
Was that it didn’t really seem to care
Much who it bumped, or why, or what, or for.
It bumped the children mainly. And I’ll tell you this quite plainly,
It bumps them every day and more, and more,
And leaves them dead, and burned, and dying
Thousands of them sick and crying.
‘Cause when it bumps, it’s really very sore.
***
Now there’s a way to stop the ball. It isn’t difficult at all.
All it takes is wisdom, and I’m absolutely sure
That we can get it back into the box,
And bind the chains, and lock the locks.
But no one seems to want to save the children anymore.
***
Well, that’s the way it all appears, ’cause it’s been bouncing round for years and years
In spite of all the wisdom wizzed since those wondrous days of yore
And the time they came across the box,
Bound up with chains and locked with locks,
And labeled “Kindly do not touch; it’s war.”
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240722_Literally_Hitler.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
CATS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12811
Crowd Strike: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12804
Renaissance Fair: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12797
SAUSAGE EGG’Y CHEESEYO: STARS AND STRIPES: the horrible truth ….
Snakes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12728
It’s YOU: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12744
GAZA OP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12738
GAZA and DRESDEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12769
Battle Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12750
Making NAZIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12775
How many kilotons?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12778
Nothing Left to lose: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12781
Yemeni DRONE: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-military-says-tel-aviv-blast-apparently-caused-by-drone-2024-07-19/
Enlarged Trunk: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12725
DEATH POD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12821
EARMARKED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12710
Literally Hitler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12689
THE WAGYU BEEF CONSPIRACY …
CITIES (revisited): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12791
PERFECT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12794
Don’t comment on Trump’s “Shakespeare in the Park” performance …
What if I told you the “renaissance fair” is concealment …
In reality: a sect of GLOOKS went underground in 1466. They determined that the coming modernity was LAME and wanted NOTHING of it … but … they liked wenches and beer … so the Amish path would not work.
ERGO (kingly trumpets): they came up with the “renaissance fair” idea …
And they’ve been hiding there, living there, breeding there, in plain sight … for centuries. The greatest living conspiracy in the history of conspiracies.
A proposed remake plot for that movie Michael Caine was in when he was heavy into cocaine …
“If you get caught up in perfect, you never do better.” – Dr. Freckles
“CITIES: you don’t homestead in a cemetery, pending.” – Dr. Freckles
“Nothing left to lose but victory.” – Dr. Freckles
“I just want to know how many kilotons till the end.” – Dr. Freckles
“Bomber Harris made a LOT of good NAZIs.” -Dr. Freckles
Roughly 2,700 tons of TNT were dropped on Dresden, during the famous WW2 bombing raid. 127 square miles. This raid was considered one of the most horrific of WW2.
Between 25,000 and 70,000 tons of TNT (or 25 to 70 kilotons) have been dropped on GAZA since 10/7. GAZA is roughly 141 square miles.
That’s between 1 and 4 Hiroshimas, if we’re being conservative.
BUT MAGA FREAKS …
HOW MANY FUCKING KILOTONS OF TNT DO YOU NEED TO DROP ON 141 SQUARE MILES TO WIN?
JD Vance says “more”, but in military science that’s called vague.
Just answer that fucking question … if you can’t? – your team is probably losing.