“How many genders are there? – there’s ME and EVERYBODY ELSE is gay.” – Dr. Freckles
Grifts are designed to fail …
“Grifts are designed to fail, the ART of the grift is to not be there when they do, after you’ve stolen all you can.” – Dr. Freckles
ITALIAN STYLE TACO PIZZA!
Boy Who Cried “Toilet Paper” …
When I talked about the “toilet paper shortage” in 2020, I talked about the:
“Boy Who Cried Wolf” Operation …
- create a fake panic about shortages
- in the future, the population, enough of them, will ignore real signals of coming shortages
remembering that WAR GAME so long ago …
ENZO CARDITIS
I saw my doctor …
He says I have “Enzo Carditis” …
“There’s a tiny little Italian goombah, living in your heart, screaming for gabagool.”
My physician, Dr. Grunkis, works out of an alley in Little Saigon, Seattle. He has a nurse named Jenny, and he uses an old Florsheim shoes foot x-ray. He popped that jenky thing over my chest, and it made a terrible noise as I felt burning and smelled burning chest hair.
“You can see here, there’s the problem”, Doc points randomly at the fluoroscope, and then motions his nurse for the anesthetic – a fifth of Jack and a couple swacks across the head with a tent-peg hammer.
The surgery to remove the little ENZO took 5 hours, and the sirens from cop cars pulling into the alley is what woke me up …
And that little Enzo, he just scampered into the sewers … screaming “GABAGOOL” …
Truth and Blindsight
“At the end, people will have blindsight with respect to the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
GABAGOOL
GABAGOOL …
Honey badger army …
“We would all ride giant honey badgers into battle, if I had my way.” – Dr. Freckles
Jumping the fence …
“The closer you get to jumping the fence, the more the searchlights focus on YOU.” – Dr. Freckles