“Why didn’t they make a sequel called ‘Das Booty’?” – Dr. Freckles
Twitter/X is a landfill …
“Twitter/X is a LANDFILL, where you run into friends … maybe … and then once in a while a dude comes up from behind, hits you on the head with a brick, you wake up hours later – your friends are gone. It’s that cool.” – Dr. Freckles
When the time comes …
When the time comes,
that people stop sitting on their guns,
you’ll be surprised by what you find,
in your air conditioned prison hell.
“Who you voting for this year?”
“The righteous.”
“They aren’t running.”
“I know, they take a stand.”
Lesser of two …
“People will choose the lesser of two evils, assuming there’s only two.” – Dr. Freckles
File under: Keto too far?
By the YEAR …
By the YEAR 2028, “butt scorpions” will become the new genital crabs …
By the YEAR 2133, all adult females will be registered as “sandwich makers” … now go in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich!
By the year 2043, 14 sector lords will be declared HAG-WARDENS and given authority to track down and destroy all break dancers … all of them must be wiped out.
By the YEAR 2029, the forlorn rustlers will meet up with the lesbian sky navies and form the ultimate coalition of sexy results …
By the YEAR 2037, Joe Rogan will be replaced with ROBO-ROGAN. Joe will be stripped of all wealth and will live out his days sorting peanuts from fecal matter for lower tier human consumption … with the rest of filth in QUADRANT-BETA …
By the year 2087, lots of people are being impregnated …
(with spores)
Which Irwin Allen character are you, in the time to come?
(here is a short and not complete or authoritative list)
1961 – “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” – Walter Pigeon as “Admiral Blow Up the Van Allen Belt”
Who wants to bang BARBARA EDEN?
1972 – “Poseidon Adventure” – Gene Hackman as the “Lost Preacher” or Ernest Borgnine as “The Good Cop that married a hooker”
1974 – “Towering Inferno” – Steve McQueen as “angry firefighter chief” or William Holden as “the scum bag contractor”
1978 – “The Swarm” – Michael Caine as “Doctor Smarty Pants”
1979 – “Beyond the Poseidon Adventure” – Telly Savalas as “Captain Creepy”
1980 – “When time ran out” – Paul Newman as “Hero Oil Rig dude”
(banging Jacqueline Bisset …)
Richard Widmark
“Has Richard Widmark always played a dick?” – Dr. Freckles
Train cars exploding, people running through windows on fire …
“How does a train car explode? – ask Irwin Allen.” – Dr. Freckles
When you’re fancy …
“Everyone wants to own you when you’re fancy, remember that when they disown you.” – Dr. Freckles
Have you seen this movie?
ERRATA: not 0.15 basis points, but 15 basis points …
(still looks like pushing turds)
Link: https://www.esperio.org/analytics/market-analysis/market-news/3981834
Getting stuck in my mind …
I keep hoping that I get stuck there, when I’m away – some place different, better. A shelter deep inside my mind, where no one can find the dreams I’ve hidden.
It would be so graceful just to die there, be stranded in my whimsy.
Thinking like a DANE …
“Trying to think like a DANE is a doom loop.” – Dr. Freckles
Vegetables …
“Vegetables poop in your lungs.” – Dr. Freckles
Cramer …
“CRAMER is the CRAMER of Cramers.” – Dr. Freckles
Cope … listed on NASDAQ …
“If COPE were a ticker? – it would be all time highs right now.” – Dr. Freckles
POINT ONE FIVE BASIS POINTS BRO?
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240805_POINT_ONE_FIVE_BASIS_POINTS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
RFK dumping bodies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12941
Israel: don’t get any ideas: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12924
Banning G-Strings: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12920
Rant’y thoughts: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12837
Kept falling: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12835
Space: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12832
The Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12828
Trolley Problem Solution: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12936
A bunch of Czars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12877
Dangerous idea: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12883
Milgram Experiment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12886
Division of Power: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12889
TAXES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12933
Tornadoes and Thread: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12899
I might be an alien: https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/11451/11-hints-you-might-be-descended-from-aliens/
The next gold rush: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12903
Pre-emptive Strikes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12912
The thing that approaches: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12930
I keep drinking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12948
I keep drinking …
I keep thinking,
I want to quit drinking,
but the BOMB keeps ticking,
it’s an alarm clock in my head.
I was DEAD,
when the old whiskey slut sold my kidneys,
“it wasn’t me”, she said.
I was lost,
when my cocaine boss sold loin dressing,
and the magnet freaks kept on a’blessing,
that infernal sphere … hovering in the dark.
So you keep thinking,
you can stop drinking,
but you will still be freaking out.
Your wolf spirit is gone.
Could you hear the INFLUENCE GUY YELL,
at the opening bell,
when turtle wash cowboys SELL SELL SELL.
And your own FRIED FISH DREAMS,
come apart at the seams,
as the elf captain says “we’ve got some turbulence”,
and the bliss barons fall silently in love.
Look out below?
Oh NO …
Look out above.
