“Always gonna be tornadoes, won’t always have needle and thread.” – Dr. Freckles
Protesting for the Right to Rape … (Israel Edition)
Division of “power” … (aka – sweaty dynamite)
“There is no division of power, power is simply divisive.” – Dr. Freckles
The Milgram Experiment
“The Milgram Experiment applies to the Inquisition, it doesn’t really apply to the present.” – Dr. Freckles
The solution …
“The most dangerous idea in America is that LIBERTY is the solution, not more voting.” – Dr. Freckles
A “free” country …
“For a free country, we create a shit ton of Czars.” – Dr. Freckles
BACK the BLUE … (amirite)
OLYMPIC ONLY FANS …
Forest “management” …
I AM GOING TO FUCKING BLOW YOUR MIND …
Forests have managed themselves for millions of years.
(so that’s not the Occam’s Razor variable, sorry)

One Hen’s Tear
You ever see a hen crying?
As its babies are taken away …
You ever see that one tear hit the dry soil,
your heart boils with pain,
as you put a pad a butter in the pan,
and with the other hand,
crack the egg?
The skillet crackles,
the pepper smells nice,
the coffee is ready …
And if you made that sunny side up?
Would you give a little to mother hen?
Would this dry her tears?
Or would she eat her baby in silence …
AND I STILL SCREAM:
“Did you see that poor hen cry?”
(right before its little baby dies …)
Did you ever see a chicken with shovel and adz,
fashioning stone and brick for the FEAT,
as processing pipes are laid by roosters,
and their little children become McNuggs …
No more hugs …
Just a pale bleak building where the little chickens scream …
(no more to ween)
Is that mean?
Why did GOD have to make chickens, and their eggs, so tasty?
(this is the greatest of poignant sadness …)