It’s a love train, and everyone is getting on it …
(do you think this indicates something GOOD is coming or something quite terrible?)
"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
It’s a love train, and everyone is getting on it …
(do you think this indicates something GOOD is coming or something quite terrible?)
The “remote viewing” limited hangout has been around for 30 fucking years, as a matter of public record. They are famous for saying there was a spaceship in the tail of Hale Bopp and some believe this triggered the “Heaven’s Gate” folks to take their trip to the farm.
“Jesus tipping the tables over? – that was LOVE, not hate. If you saw wrath in that, we are not the same.” – Dr. Freckles
“Hate is a LOT of work, kindness is a warm breeze.” – Dr. Freckles
“Imagine this book title: ‘PEOPLE I SHOULD HAVE IGNORED, PEOPLE I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO’. Imagine that book.” – Dr. Freckles
(some might call it the BIBLE)
Come see my movie …
My movie is about crazy times when some NUKE goes off in Splunkton, so the wheel-whores move up to the hills to live like rifle-kings. Janet BO-GARTEN leads the PACK of mullet bearers, as a tarnished army is left to suffer in Phoenix.
My movie has taco bandits and weird special effects …
And if you PRE-ORDER tickets online? – you get a chance to win a bitcoin and a tiny house …
My movie will reveal the truth of space harlotry and all the alien nutjob shit. You’ll be catapulted beyond the galaxy in a sable-star cruiser called MISTY HEART and bleeding gums style pottery classes will be held on Tuesday. Your FRUITCAKE LOVER is covered in seed oils and the bile creeps from beyond …
And buddy, if you buy the tickets online: you will get a chance to win a BITCOIN and a tiny house and a midget hooker named Leslie …
There will be PEAK MOMENTS of PURE DRAMA when the LEADING MAN takes his flamethrower and sets fire to the illegal aliens, screaming racists expletives and crying loudly over his slain dog. The valley burns, as the chestnut wives yearn for that freckled loving from Sir Gowlain, not refraining from their lusty ways; it’s okay to see this for the wickedness that it is.
And listen …
If you PRE-REGISTER for this AWESOME FILM? – you’ll GET:
THE ENDING OF MY MOVIE IS TRANSFORMATIVE …
You see some BITCH, wearing cut-off jean JORTS and a flimsy top …
SHE STANDS upon the LEDGE of the GREAT MOUNTAIN, as tigers approach and she fires off her last round of 9mm from her HI-POINT pistol …
She cries the name of her grease-ball husband and the parrot sentinels murmur and whisper: “CANTLOSS”
There is chanting and partying, and all kinds of celebrations …
And the last PUCK is erected as EMPRESS of DUBLIN …
Cheerio to that world.
And if you REGISTER NOW to see this ONCE IN A LIFETIME FILM EVENT, you will get a chance to WIN:
All of this can be, if you see my movie.