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PENNY Dreadful

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240717_Penny_Dreadful.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

This week’s winners: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12652

IWO JIMA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12660

The Ultimate Weapon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12646

Your coping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12644

Don’t trust the media: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12641

The attempted assassination of Blump: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12634

Confession of Dan: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12626

Leisure suit Larry: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12624

DB Cooper: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12673

Cannibal pain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12622

10K Clock: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12618

Burn them all down: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12667

Stages of Communism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12670

Cycle of Disappointment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12682

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Voting and Disappointment …

“The American system of elections is a cycle of disappointment.” – Dr. Freckles

It really is like Christmas for a lot of people …

You get a couple months of EVENTS …

Then you get together with friends before and AFTER you “vote” …

Some people are immediately disappointed the day of the election.

Everyone is mostly disappointed a year later.

(then they tell you that it can be “fixed” … if you vote again)

Just like Christmas and Santa. Not for adults.

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STAGES of COMMUNISM …

Stages of Communism:

Stage 1, BUSY BODY HOA: why can’t my neighbors stop playing loud music? – I could talk with them, but instead I’m forming a Klungit-gang.

Stage 2, MINARCHISM: FUCK if only we had a tiny KING to keep us safe.

Stage 3, VOTING: WE CAN VOTE FOR KINGS …

Stage 4, NEO-STALINIST HELLHOLE: fuck

Stage 5, COLLAPSE …

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THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

The ULTIMATE WEAPON:

  • an army of cloned McPoyles …
  • the McPoyle army exhales Novichok from Putin’s farm
  • the McPoyle army poops polonium from Putin’s farm
  • each McPoyle has written a memoir about being a “Hillbilly” …
  • flying paragliders, “Fireman Died” printed on the wing …
  • paragliders capable of landing on SLOPED ROOFS …
  • with cameras that take pictures of magical bullets
  • infected with COVID
  • with armor made from US passports
  • firing a gun that shoots box cutters
  • carrying “barrel bombs” filled with magical 9/11 aviation fuel
  • fully vaccinated
  • upon victory, all the paragliding McPoyles coalesce into a PUNK GROUP SHOT of the IWO JIMA flag raising …

You can accept the core narrative of 7/13/24 and the penny dreadful in Pennsylvania. But you have to also accept the consequences of believing this bullshit. That the US government is so broken that a McPoyle was critical in a CIA plot. Or, worse, that any random McPoyle could do this. In either case, it means collapse.