Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/science/frankenstein-bunnies-with-head-spikes-invade-us


"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)

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HUNTER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22588
P’nut: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22584
AI / second and third order effects (flat reasoning): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22580
We were wolves once: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22678
Muh Solipsism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22675
Labubu: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22637
Boodle Bears: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22612
In the future: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22642
I am the Jägermeister …
I was sent here from PLANET WOOLD in the VALENZIAN NEBULA …
I eat apricot cheese made from dead bats and rabid monkeys …
My mind is split into 75 compartments, each contains my love power and juice leadership.
I will hunt the dirg-flesh and LIVE!
MY HUNTRESS BRIDE makes me feel gooey INSIDE …
SHE’S the SLIDE BURDEN that I can BREED WITH MY SEED …
And she’d bleed the witch harem dry as SKY WATCHERS wash their brass armor.
HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUMMON THE SPIRIT …
GO TO YOUR BATHROOM AT MIDNIGHT …
LIGHT A CANDLE, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS …
CLOSE YOUR EYES FACING THE MIRROR …
UTTER THESE WORDS: I AM THE LABUBU … I AM THE LABUBU NOW …
BLOW OUT THE CANDLE
turn on the lights …
turn on the lights …
take your hunter spear
go kill a dear
open up your ear
to the new sound heard on the ground
vibration baby
caldera
the EARTH VOMITING UP the last world for the first world …
Welcome to the 5th world?
So the Hopi would have us believe …
“We were wolves once, now we are dogs.” – Dr. Freckles
“You are all the slaves of my perpetually exciting mind cave.” – Dr. Freckles

Here’s some historical truth:
“When the building is aflame, find some poor folks to blame. If they get into a bad mood, take away the poor folks food.”
(been true since Sumer, tells you what’s about to happen)
“In the future, humans will genetically transform themselves into their spirit animals. We will trek back to nature, and we will be free again.” – Dr. Freckles