- 2013: Microsoft ginger-beard
- 2015: local ginger beard
- 2016: Goat King Ginger Beard
- 2017: Anarcho-Ginger Beard
- 2020: Weird anarcho-ginger-beard that works for the US Navy, Anarcho-Ginger Beard returns
- 2021: all new ginger beard
- since 2023: on the run from ginger beards
LONE STAR TICKS … (wtaf)
INDIA FOR TOURISTS!
More news from India: https://www.dw.com/en/sexual-violence-in-india-is-rape-becoming-normalized/a-68443032
“Your odds of being raped by a gang of Indians is significantly higher than the odds that voting works.” – Dr. Freckles
They already have …
“People will forget the word LIBERTY before they forget the word HOLOCAUST.” – Dr. Freckles
Who is to blame?
HAPPY 4th of JULY!
Just weird and random …
This is weird …
MICROSOFT (co-pilot):
GOOGLE (Gemini):
… crickets …
How many abortions have you had?
Lily Allen – IDK: https://people.com/lily-allen-says-she-can-t-remember-how-many-abortions-she-s-had-11765714
Irene Vilar, world record holder: https://www.today.com/popculture/book-excerpt-testimony-abortion-addict-wbna33591664
WHORE that BANGS DUDES: https://okmagazine.com/p/onlyfans-model-lily-phillips-sleeping-1113-men-12-hours-free-for-all/
Other Whore: https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/charlize-theron-49-confesses-amazing-recent-hook-up-26-year-old
They just stab you …
“I love it in stories when someone hears a knock at their door, goes to answer it, opens the door, and someone just stabs them … maybe not even someone they know … but they probably do know them.” – Dr. Freckles
HAPPY MEAL!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250701_HAPPY_MEAL.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
YOUR FORTUNE IS NOW: TENDY NIGHTMARE
IDAHO and ADRIANOPLE: How many cops are there in your city? LA has about 9,000 cops and 3.8 million residents. Even if you add up LA County Sheriffs Dept and CA HWY PATROL, you still don’t have enough cops if LA tips over, sociologically, like it did in 1992. This time will be worse, more widespread, and the rot is deeper. So you best live on that yacht, yacht boy.
Weird Story: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/28/noaa-cuts-hurricane-forecasting-climate
- that local story about the eco-activist turned out to be a big nothing click scam.
- who knows why crazy people in Idaho do crazy shit.
- life is not getting worse for me, and that’s worth noting
- I am giving into my MERG-HUNGER, I wander the streets looking for JOOK-LOVE
- our cocaine mistress is dead
- Alligator Alcatraz is the FLORIDA MAN FESTIVAL with maga-dynamite
- they will ship flesh to the jungle and treat humanity with disdain
