“The slow-burn is like the lit fuse on a stick of dynamite you’re holding in your hand.” – Dr. Freckles
SLOW BURN and SOFT LANDING go together
"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“The slow-burn is like the lit fuse on a stick of dynamite you’re holding in your hand.” – Dr. Freckles
SLOW BURN and SOFT LANDING go together
“How many cats did Schrodinger kill before he figured his shit out? – a drunk historian somewhere in Denmark will find this pet cemetery.” – Dr. Freckles
“After 2020? – I don’t need any speeches about cigarettes, I know they’re bad, I know I’ll quit again and perhaps forever … but my ‘good wolf’ and ‘bad wolf’ are both smoking now too …” – Dr. Freckles
“Understanding IS NOT approval: especially when you understand it is WORSE than you thought.” – Dr. Freckles
Spotify has banned (“took down” – lots of euphemisms) one of my episodes/podcasts.
Banned episode:
UPDATE (9:38 AM: TWITTER (which I’m paying almost 20 bucks a month now), is also on the road to banning me –
I have been podcasting, in one form or another, for about 10 years. In those 10 years, right from the beginning, I’ve had positive feedback and an audience.
I’ve never had more than 100 people listening at any given time – in the world of podcasting, I’d say that’s a pretty small number … not a number for anyone to be concerned about except ME.
… and yet …
In those 10 years I’ve experienced banning, shadow-banning, and the outright theft of my intellectual property, prepaid fees, domains, etc, by Go Daddy in late 2021. YouTube has canceled me so many times I’ve simply given up on their bullshit …
Before you tell me “Dan, I know about this NEW NEW podcasting site”, just shut the fuck up for a minute: I’ve been down that road, and even sites that don’t immediately ban me at first have one thing in common – not so many eyeballs or ears … not much of a user base.
Am I giving up on Spotify? – no … I’ll keep posting there.
What do I expect to happen next? – in 90 days or less I think Spotify cancels me, completely.
But here’s my question: WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING THAT IS SO FUCKING DANGEROUS THAT 50-100 PEOPLE CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HEAR IT?
“The FARCE is reaching its crescendo, can you feel it?” – Dr. Freckles
“Squirrels are the harbingers of mirth.” – Dr. Freckles
“I’m listening to the wind, to the noise of crows, to my eyes and ears and heart … that’s my 24/7 news service now.” – Dr. Freckles
“If you don’t know the difference between barbed wire, rubber cones and razor wire? – fuck if I’m gonna listen to your opinion about ‘insurrection’ …” – Dr. Freckles
“Shakespeare was going to call Hamlet ‘Danish People Suck’, but he backed out at the last moment.” – Dr. Freckles
“When you start quoting Wikipedia? – you’ve lost … might as well throw some ‘snopes’ at me.” – Dr. Freckles
“Twitter is a bucket of crabs … genital crabs.” – Dr. Freckles
“Voting doesn’t make slavery, murder, rape and theft okay.” – Dr. Freckles
I don’t think “voting” in the USA currently works – in any functional sense … and it probably never did.
But even IF it did work? – the results would be equally bad.
“Bite the hand that bleeds you.” – Dr. Freckles
“ZIONISM is a master-race ideology masquerading as victimhood.” – Dr. Freckles
“I can’t tell you about GTA-6, but GTA-7 will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231204_YOU_SHOULD_NOT.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Carrying grievances: got to let the small shit go, soon …
Going places: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10413
Safer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10410
Bullies suck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10408
Brilliant people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10406
Drunken sailors: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10402
Overkill: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10400
Life and dance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10398
Tomorrow: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10396
Feeling rich: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10392
You shouldn’t: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10364
Holding its breath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10386
Scratch a socialist: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10376
Positive people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10374
Guns and roses: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10366
More on Lennie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10362
Pills: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10360
Women love your moms: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10353
Asimov’s 3 Laws: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10351
I made soup: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10339
“Going places is a hassle.” – Dr. Freckles