“Prohibition didn’t reduce alcohol consumption, or make it safer.” – Dr. Freckles
(now do guns)
MARK MY WORDS (revisited)
“… ‘MARK MY WORDS’ is unnecessary nonsense in the digital age.” – Dr. Freckles
Irish-Hitler
“There’s a white-Hitler, and a black-Hitler, Hispanic-Hitler, Jewish-Hitler, Asian-Hitler and many others … even Irish-Hitler … but Irish-Hitler mostly drinks, and has an angry podcast.” – Dr. Freckles
TRIKE VIEW
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231218_TRIKE_VIEW.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
STRAAG ZONE RAMPAGE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=2904
CLINICAL TRIALS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10501
Hovercraft Rosebud: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10492
Thankyou == Fuck You: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10488
TRIKE VIEW: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10484
Dragon Hill Friendship: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10478
We Had Pam Grier: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10474
The Spotify thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10448
The Farce: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10446
Bite the hand: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10429
ZIONISM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10427
Penis Curse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10422
ANGER EMERGENCY!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231217_ZONE_Z_RAY_ANGER_EMERGENCY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Declaring an emergency: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10591
Santa Unchained: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10588
Naked Lunch: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10586
I’m not getting smarter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10584
Scale: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10580
Change: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10578
I’m a hermit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10576
I’ve been naming the deer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10574
Wants and needs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10572
Jimmy Buffet: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10570
Swimming pools: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10566
Healing salve: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10564
China’s Potemkin Villages: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10562
Twitter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10560
Horrible suspicions: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10558
The most common lie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10555
Wizards: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10552
First they came for the anarchists: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10550
Saved the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10548
501C3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10546
FUCKING PINEAPPLE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10539
How can we?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10536
Alex Jones: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10534
The Antichrist: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10532
Davy Jones’ Locker: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10529
If democracy worked: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10527
The real pandemic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10524
Plan 10 from outer space: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10521
It’s a trap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10519
Wars and armies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10517
Drinks with a Dane: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10514
Ultimate mind fuck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10512
A free republic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10510
A piece of land: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10508
I AM DECLARING A ZONE-Z-RAY ANGER EMERGENCY: 3
I am declaring a general population scale anger emergency.
I saw 4 boomers stomp down some drog-herder in aisle 3 at WALMART.
I saw a young boy build a flame device, and descuzzlate the great forge.
I saw the burst of fire from those three mountains, that stare at us in the night.
It’s three times worse than what I’m saying here.
The triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, 3 forms of love – your woman has a golden glove she wears to bed each night!
You live on Planet 3 …
There are 3 ways to fall …
There are 3 ways to go …
There are 3 ways to know you are fucked in a blender suspender …
Your body has 3 holes, into which you can insert chunks of coal … eh Santa?
A time god named Neil, tried to find an easy steal, his heart full of pain, from being around 3 astronauts hanging brains for 3 days … in a steal can … made for man … there and back, sack up man! YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON!
Last night you had a 3 way with your wife and Ex-wife all because of THREE.
You have 3 seconds until your next stroke …
You have 3 years until you are broke …
There are 3 ways to master a flute …
There are 3 rules inside your mind.
Three means by which to find, a new land, in the sand, not far from ROBOT JAPAN!
THAT HONDA ROBOT HATES ME! (3 times)
3 tunnels in the ground …
3 flares are fired at midnight.
3 sounds shatter the silence.
3 shots rung out, eh JFK?
3 villages glowing in phosphorous …
3 people lay dead.
3 children pledge a vow.
3 years they plan revenge.
3 more graves to be dug.
THAT ASTRONAUT MEME: “It was always a death star …”
SANTA UNCHAINED! (from 2016)
Naked Lunch
“You don’t read Naked Lunch … you inject it into your veins via the brain tube.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m not getting smarter …
“I’m not getting smarter, the world is getting dumber.” – Dr. Freckles
Scale …
“Democracy could never scale.” – Dr. Freckles
In many ways, the flaws inherent in democracy are predicted by the “calculation problem”.
The “utopian democrat” wants to pretend that some “honest vote” will yield valid predictors for resource allocation – but what if that’s just the same communist error.
Change …
“Change is for the laundromat.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m a hermit …
“I’m a hermit … you are all so great from a distance … especially if I have a .50 cal Barret … and concertina wire deployed correctly, to channel you.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve been naming the deer …
“I’ve been naming the deer here, in the woods, as they pass by: ‘Cheese Burger’, ‘Stew’, ‘Pepperoni Pizza’, ‘Meat Ball’, it feels cozy.” – Dr. Freckles
What do you want … and need.
“When it comes to creatures in this world that might be self aware and conscious of their existence, whether it’s African grey parrots or dogs or dolphins or octopus or even cats, we should ask: what do they want and need? – not how can I torture them into behaving.” – Dr. Freckles
Jimmy Buffet …
“Jimmy Buffet OVER Warren Buffet.” – Dr. Freckles
Swimming pools …
I don’t think alcohol is good or bad.
I don’t think cigarettes are good or bad.
I don’t think guns or chainsaws or sticks of dynamite are good or bad.
And if you do think “objects”, without sentience, are “good” or “bad”, then BAN FUCKING SWIMMING POOLS …
(to stop drowning)
A healing salve …
If you make a healing salve,
from dead cat and old calf,
you bake the bread of bone and blood,
then chisel out your rendered cud …
And from that soup,
your mind will see,
a healthy face,
for all to see.
China’s Potemkin Villages
“China has turned the Potemkin Village into a science.” – Dr. Freckles
“Twitter is a Turing Test, and everyone fails.” – Dr. Freckles
Horrible suspicions …
I have horrible suspicions as to WHY they’ve been conducting strategic military psychological warfare, at a high intensity, since early 2020 …
I have these suspicions, in many ways logical – but not enough evidence.
And I fear shit will go sideways before we ever know why, for sure.