THE TIME-TRAVEL WITCH TRIALS of 2028 …

It’s hard to say how it started, maybe I started it – before I was born …

The RHOBLEY-FREAKS are rolling up from S’compton, carrying tar-fear getaway schemes. And I know them. I point them out to the crowds and mutter, slowly, silently, then loudly:

“TIME FUCKERS!”

And the crowd shifts focus, because the pain in their stomach is making decisions now.

The “Time of Emptiness”, also known as the GREAT NO FOODIE AT THE GROCERY STORE EVENT of 2026 … there came a need for blame storming, and I provided the perfect target: rogue time travelers, or TIME FUCKERS.

Best part: even the guilty wonder if they might be guilty, and not yet know it …

As the days passed, children reported parents as “sus time travelers”, husbands and wives pointed fingers …

“I believe some of YOU are TIME TRAVELERS, and must be destroyed before you do more damage.” — my statement to Clallam County Courts, at my murder trial, 2027

(I was staring at the jury, then the judge)

Even as my own life spins out of control, I will keep blaming time travelers and pointing them out …

that’s kind of what I’m saying …

when the truth about time travel is revealed in 2026, then the flood gates of uncertainty open up …

a new bazai tree hell of RESET causality envelops local space-time …

Madela Effects, cats that identify as maybe-alive, all sorts of fucked up shit ensues ….

remember the first rule of time travel: if it can be done, someone already done it …

when the TIME TRIALS begin, CYBER Abigail Williams will be present, and trans, ported … from a gelatin bath in sector-88 … disease ridden, covered in boils …

Tipler cylinder frame dragging against the relativistic monkey fuck. Gorg-style Chronos, running causality disinfectant sub-routines, looking for easy action as Cassandra shoots another dose of dragon dust … mainline the broken tree, forget the future that is now no more … re-engage with dormant dwarf salamanders and torn chasms of dark regret … named Sadie …

What if the RESET was always about time travel?

And the “Fourth Turning” gonzo-freaks?

What if they’re just degenerate gamblers, living on a Tipler Cylinder?

what if BOBLIMPTOCK is really the ARMAGEDDON BATTLE of the OVERLAPPING TIME WARS?

you will know …

you will see …

(in time)

And then there’s the TIME-BOMB, all Glory to Lord Cool-Train …

TIME-BOMB

The ultimate super weapon …

TOILET SNAKE TERROR

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240823_TOILET_SNAKE_TERROR.mp3

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Remembering Vicki Weaver: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13192

STAR WARS is GAY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13188

BROWN SNAKE NIGHTMARE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13185

RADIOSHACK, 1989: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13182

Ted Bundy, Israel’s Founding Father: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13173

University in a book: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13171

Monkey Herpes Emergency: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13167

Farming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13164

I met a raven: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13157

I met a raven …

I met a raven on the way to town today. He stood in the middle of the road.

He looked at me and said: “in 6 days the sky will open with fire and then you will die …”

And I thought? – “Fuck, great news.”

I saw an eagle circling overhead …

The dead raccoon choir sang a song of blue cycle lemonade, and the coyote dealers were starting their search for road fowl.

The eagle spoke to me and said: “A wind is coming that will sweep away mankind, you will be thrashed by the tempest and your kingdom will fall …”

And my response? – “Shit, fuck … I have a kingdom?”

I nearly drowned in a rolling river, I was hunting for silver, I told her I would deliver.

Her eyes caught mine at the Swirly Club, she ran tildo-swill for the Gimsly Gang, she would hang with the East Side Hoolies eating taco treats and making bank. I grabbed that girl and made her a home under the bridge …. her name was Midge.

I wanted to buy her a ring, to bring her bling, so her heart could sing … but I was nearly dead, and do you know what the Angel Vogosil said? – “Run to the hills, find that grass that grows near the ledge, and HEAR ME CRAB SCUM … your days of love and rum are done … the Moon will fall to earth, and the land will shake for 7 years … grab yourself a beer son, cuz you’ll be dead in 3 months …”

… and I was like: “Fuck, there’s beer?”

A few months ago I was stuck in the snow.

There was a glow above me, as a UFO slunk down and caught me on the ground.

Out came GREEN MEANIES covered in stardust and slander spice, they had a nice cozy feeling, like special flavored coffee on a Border’s Books kind of day …

The lead alien spoke to me, using mind lasers:

“HUMAN … YOUR SPECIES IS MONKEY WRAP PIZZA … YOUR HEARTS ARE COLD AND STALE. WE WILL IMPLODE YOUR PLANET IN 3 YEARS AND YOU WILL RETURN TO THE COSMOS.”

… and me: “good, pizza too …”

CUMMING SOON: TANTRIC COLLAPSE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240819_TANTRIC_COLLAPSE.mp3

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Spiders coming back (best good news story we got): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13144

EDGING:

Link: https://www.businessinsider.com/these-us-navy-warships-near-middle-east-going-to-region-2024-8

Link: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/what-is-edging

Link: https://www.lforlove.dk/pages/what-is-edging-tantra

  • BOJ rate hike
  • War in the Ukraine
  • War with Iran ???? (get started already, major airstrikes always 24 hours away)
  • Threats, threats, threats … collect the fucking guns already
  • new kinds of herpes each week
  • ALIENS … my whole fucking life

When do we BLOW our LOAD and have WW3?

Pedos in Israel: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-jewish-american-pedophiles-hide-from-justice-in-israel/

CONTROL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13140

SDEROT CINEMA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13121

BLUE BEAM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13117

DEPORT THE ANTISEMITES!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13107

Crooked Casino: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13148