“The Lord left you with weed, it takes the Devil to make whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Lowest …
“Trump voters are the Efrén Herrera of Nickelback.” – Dr. Freckles
Sober Life Virtue Signaling
“There is no GOOD KIND of virtue signaling.” – Dr. Freckles
Stinky crotch …
“Stinky crotch brings flies.” – Dr. Freckles
“MINT CONDITION” SHIT
“Mint condition shit is still shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Dumber than the 10/7 narrative …
“The only thing dumber than the 10/7 narrative is JAN-6.” – Dr. Freckles
“I can fix her …”
THIS IS A WENDY’S!
Anarchism and genitals …
“If the government kicks you in the genitals enough? – you might end up at anarchism, even if you can’t read.” – Dr. Freckles