In “Hot House Earth” scenario …

*** CHINA seizes these regions, probably by October/November – this LONG HOT SUMMER began weeks ago, Americans are too fucking stupid and managed to get it. And yes Virginia: geoengineering at this point is like Fentanyl patches for STAGE-4 patients, iykyk.

Hot House Earth (HHE) Scenario Re-Location Planning Map:

  1. In HHE scenario, humans won’t be living within 1,000 miles of the equator, north and south, for millions of years. With protective suits and enclosed living spaces, researchers and others might try to live there. Wet-bulb temperatures would be around 200 degrees Fahrenheit. Nearly 100% humidity all the time at temperatures well above 98.6 degrees which is the max tolerance if the body can’t use sweat to manage heat. KEY POINT: without space suits and fancy bunkers, humans won’t be living here for a long long long time. But life will continue to thrive in this zone, and it’s possible that evolution might even accelerate in this region because of background entropy.
  2. Humans may end up occupying areas of the arctic and sub-arctic again, after the permafrost finishes collapsing but this process will likely take decades and will result in season effusions and gas releases that would make life extremely uncomfortable. So, ARCTIC/SUB-ARCTIC may be livable spaces by the late 21st Century, assuming we are in the midst of permafrost collapse right now.
  3. Where life IS possible, for the rest of this century expect incredibly unstable weather patterns. The standard “air conditioner” of the planet and its “freezer” are broken and may never return to previous operation. This means wind currents, ocean currents, and other related geophysical phenomena will be undergoing (in geological time) rapid changes. These changes might take a very long time to complete before the NEXT EQUILIBRIUM STATE is reached for the Earth.
  4. FLORIDA will likely disappear into the ocean and become a REEF once again, but other areas of the world will experience a transition to warmer patterns of climate and our friend the alligator could likely reach the Puget Sound by 2050.
  5. IMPORTANT NOTE: if we are on our way to VENUS SYNDROME? – there is no place on Earth that humans could survive, save possibly Antarctica and only for a few decades. No one survives.

Where do you live vis-a-vis a US nuclear reactor (especially the BWRs)?

FUN FACT: decommissioned does not mean SAFE TO IGNORE … sorry if no one told you this.

SAFE REACTOR OPERATIONS NECESSARILY REQUIRE:

  1. reliable supply chains
  2. access to external power
  3. diesel fuel for backup power generation
  4. engineers showing up for work, ideally sober
  5. ambient heat exchange, access to cool water that is predictable in its flow (for BWR type reactors and other types). Some kind of heat exchange is required for moderating the reactor in most cases, the advanced compressed CO2 cooling methods are years away from being ready for prime time.

Locations: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/04/map-of-nuclear-power-in-the-us-see-where-reactors-are-located.html

THE BIG DIAL!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260422_THE_BIG_DIAL.mp3

Dial Settings:

  1. Covid/Monkey-Herpes
  2. Killa Vaccine
  3. PUTIN, PUTIN, PUTIN
  4. IRAN, IRAN, IRAN
  5. ERMAGERD, HAMAS
  6. THE GHOST of GEORGE FLOYD ANTIFA/BLM CIRCUS
  7. JAN-SIX
  8. Trump is Crazy
  9. Climate Change
  10. End Times / Christian Eschatology
  11. Massive Earthquake
  12. Biden is Crazy
  13. Super Flare
  14. Caldera Explosion
  15. Pole Shift
  16. Mud Flood
  17. Alien Attack or Blue Beam
  18. WW3 / Nuke War
  19. Robot Rebellion / AI Bimbo Load
  20. RESET

*** What’s not on the approved fear list?

No more missiles: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5842118-patriot-thaad-prsm-expenditure-iran/

MOAR TACOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27417

A Roy and his Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27412

Silent part in the background: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27407

Ripping me off: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27397

9 Butt Hole Universe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27393

I don’t have the answer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27386

No help is coming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27434

Totally NOT a neo-Stalinist hellhole: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/spirit-airlines-rescue-trump-administration.html

Mexican Pyramid Shooting: https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/world-news/shooting-from-top-of-ancient-mexican-pyramid-leaves-tourists-killed-injured/