"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“The modern state of Israel is not a miracle, it’s a trick.” – Dr. Freckles
*** That’s 1.5 kilotons per square mile, or a small tactical nuke per square mile …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251009_TRUST_THE_WWW.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Don’t do it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23478
Awake Dating: https://www.businessinsider.com/what-awake-dating-the-new-dating-site-for-conspiracy-theorists-is-like-2016-5
“Don’t take advice from strangers on the WWW.” – Dr. Freckles
*** Too extreme?
(is it the same as don’t talk to strangers?)
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251008_I_AM_GUILTY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
*** AIN’T NO FUCKING NOTES
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251007_PARAGLIDERS.mp3
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10/7: https://www.britannica.com/event/October-7-attack
“Others crossed into Israel on motorized paragliders.”
Once again …
Gaza strip is approximately 140 square miles in area … but check out these “Schmidt said Google is always right” results … what’s a square mile here or there, amirite Israel?
IDF has dropped about 100,000 tons of TNT on GAZA since 10/7 … that’s about 714 tons per square mile … that’s not so bad.
IMMORTAL monkeys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23442
PSYCHICALLY DRIVING to SUICIDE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23437
Trump and his friends: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23453
You are okay: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23434
We have monkeys that will live to be 8 trillion years old …
We’ll place them in time goblets …
They will be fired into the center of super dooper MEGA black hole …
Their path through time and space will be filled with rage and cagey back stabbing love magic …
Their worlds will be formed of onyx brutality and spectacular mud sauce …
IMMORTAL MONKEYS …
Like chicken and pigs having sex and getting monkey herpes?
Like cows exploding?
Nike shoe pirates?
Tunneling near large bodies of water?
Holding music festivals next to the people you attack and dehumanize?
HOBOS with BIC LIGHTERS?
MACHINE GUNS ON PARAGLIDERS?
FLY HOME!
FLY HOME!
Fly home Ruby Roo …
Before they turn you to glue.
Immortal SPACE MONKEY grows to enormous size …
It despises all our lies …
And starts tossing turds again …
As before …
Then after.
