
I should have been that thing I did …
“I should have been a time traveler, and it was great.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGICAL CRYSTAL PILOT
I am your magical crystal pilot.
I can save your love zone from broken egg fanfare.
I kept you going when the SOUP CAN turned RED and the DEAD BED LEAD HEADED NED left you with a burgle-baby in your tummy pot.
But I kept you going, I am your magical pilot.
I am ZORBIAN.
The GROGAN-TORG COMMANDER.
I rule over the KLEN from here to never then and when the sky cracks open and leaves me agape, I’ll take my caped hooker wives down to SCOMPTON for the annual fair.
I drove a coupe de ville when the pigeon tasters got stuck and warlock elves surged to PARIS.
You could have picked me up at FRONGO’S off of 101 and we could have had the camel clam surprise, but instead your throat valve got suck on monkey cum and your women are tangled in jizz.
YOU ARE LOVE TUNNEL SPLENDOR!
GRINKEN MAN
YOU CUNT … you are so “strong” …
I met a strong bitch once
proud and gray
eyes fractured
mind astray
claiming that her snatch
would save the world
one day
Prancing about
in thrall of farce
pretense of teacher
educator
philosopher of loss
victim of petty grifts
mother of needful things
Children upset about CREDIT
a song they sing
of leases
and homes
and the gloaming
not too far off
"SHE'S SO STRONG"
the drunk cowboy exclaimed
as she leans away
from all the blame
A teller of lies
a vagina so BRAVE
covered in scars and memories
a 90's RAVE that never ended
as she slunks off
to her trough
to take one last gulp
as a slave
You can't miss it
not at all
after the fall
the trees weep
the Meryl Streep journey
the Oscar goes to
the strongest
dankest
darkest and most barred
vagina in the world
ONE
STRONG
FRAGRANT
CUNT
POWER: CHOICES: CHANCES
“In any game: your POWER translates into CHANCES and CHOICES.” – Dr. Freckles
G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y.

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*** No fucking notes to speak of, fuck …
AIRSPACE of AMERICA!

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YO, my 5 FED friends …





