“A face FULL of cocaine is the bright side now.” – Dr. Freckles
CONSPIRACY THEORY: WNBA DILDO EXPLOSION
Theory: The WNBA is sponsoring one or more troublemakers as a way to boost ticket sales.
“A lot of people go to hockey games for the fights.” – Dr. Freckles
Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/06/sports/more-sex-toys-get-thrown-at-liberty-fever-games/
So important, you at STARBUCKS with it …
“If you will shoot a man for stealing your laptop, WTAF you doing using a STARBUCKS network or cell tower connect?” – Dr. Freckles
(don’t get me started on remote bluetooth hijacking, and other close attack hacking tools, a lot of hackers troll starbucks and other coffee shops with this shit)
CRAZY …
“Life is CRAZY, love is CRAZY, so find someone CRAZY about you!” – Dr. Freckles
How? (1948)
“How did a bunch of Poles and Turks convince us they were Israelite?” – Dr. Freckles
Guardians of your own pain …
“When you realize you are only the guardian of your own pain or joy, then you can let go of the other.” – Dr. Freckles
Wylie …
“Wylie can pretend almost as long as gravity can pull.” – Dr. Freckles
Know a few feds …
“If you are an anarchist, you probably know a couple feds.” – Dr. Freckles
FREE DYNAMITE!
“I trust old sweaty dynamite more than the government.” – Dr. Freckles
(kind of looks like the “Into the Wild” bus …)
Link: https://www.wnem.com/2025/07/27/50-pounds-dynamite-found-abandoned-school-bus/
Catastrophe
“Everything is a catastrophe.” – Dr. Freckles