Day: June 24, 2026

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260624_SLENDERMAN.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

UPDATES:

1. still looking for work
2. shit still looks too fucked up to talk about
3. I think I met SLENDERMAN at the Library
4. I am accepting donations again, fuck it … I suck …
5. I want to figure out a way to sell my t-shirts

To fight back against SLENDERMAN, hang an egg carton outside …

Alan Greenspan is DEAD (Hamburger is no longer STEAK): https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/alan-greenspan-economist-longtime-head-federal-reserve-dies-100-rcna42286

DDDD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28732

EBOLA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28729

HEAT DEATH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28725

ALBANIA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28720

HIKIKOMORI: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28703