“My brother says I’m 40% Irish, the rest is all alcohol and weed.” – Dr. Freckles
IYKYK (the saga)
“Keep your friends close, but your FEDs closer.” – Dr. Freckles
The perfect lie detector (no false positives) …
“The ultimate security measure would be a perfect lie detector.” – Dr. Freckles
Competence and Experience
“We learn from competence and experience, not randomness and confusion.” – Dr. Freckles
Until it’s not …
“Life is BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING and FUN, until it’s not.” – Dr. Freckles
I believe …
“I don’t believe in super heroes, but I do believe in Jesus and good people.” – Dr. Freckles
Fuck HANLON, look for the lazy ass fucks … which are everywhere …
“My razor, LAZINESS: humans are predators and predators are LAZY as FUCK. So before ERROR or EVIL, look for the shirker.” – Dr. Freckles
That’s it …
“What my brother doesn’t know, is that I’m only going on these drugs because I care about him, I love him, he’s my brother.” – Dr. Freckles
Humans … (meh)
“Humans LOVE to quote the Bible when they’re getting ready to kill, torture, or enslave a bunch of people.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m an idealist …
“I’m an idealist, which makes me a fatalist, and it looks like pessimism to the optimist.” – Dr. Freckles