“The world was NEVER going to be paradise, but it could have been a garden. Because we pursued ‘paradise’, we turned it into a landfill.” – Dr. Freckles
“Where it can’t be a garden, let nature be.” – Dr. Freckles
Fine …
“Fine is pretty good this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Colon screening …
“How do I screen my colon? – I sometimes look, majestically, and peer deeply at the stool I leave behind; looking for some oddity.” – Dr. Freckles
IDGAF
“IDGAF and feeling sorry for yourself are NOT the same thing, but they often share the same apartment.” – Dr. Freckles
If I were okay …
“If I were okay I wouldn’t be here.” – Dr. Freckles
Social media …
“Hermits like social media because it’s like micro-dosing human interaction; also why we hate it.” – Dr. Freckles
Dancing nurse …
“The ‘paraglider’ is this year’s ‘dancing nurse’, the ‘ghost of Kiev’ was last year’s.” – Dr. Freckles
Slow burn …
“Many non-linear processes can appear linear … until they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
A cigarette …
“A cigarette is a reason to wake up in the morning, a GREAT reason.” – Dr. Freckles
Everyone is lying …
“If you get the feeling that everyone is lying? To include you? – you might be close to the truth.” – Dr. Freckles