“For black box testing, all things being equal, the only proxy for performance is LOAD TIME.” – Dr. Freckles
Microsoft AMALGA and Voting Machines
“Microsoft AMALGA was to hospitals what the new voting machines are to democracy.” – Dr. Freckles
ADA: 14S, AVENGER
“The AVENGER was a platypus, just not as functional or elegant.” – Dr. Freckles
Trolls on Twitter
“If you’re gonna be a troll on TWITTER? – at least have a blue check mark AND more than 30 followers.” – Dr. Freckles
“Attractive People”
“If you think attractive people are BETTER people, your life will be filled with disappointment.” – Dr. Freckles
(spoiler alert: this is NOT how Jesus sees it)
Prayer (revisited again)
“Be careful who you pray to.” – Dr. Freckles
Forgiveness … (continued)
“Forgiveness DOES NOT MEAN amnesia.” – Dr. Freckles
Saving the lost …
“To save the LOST, you don’t have to become wicked.” – Dr. Freckles
Gifts with strings …
“Gifts with strings attached are not actually gifts.” – Dr. Freckles
The Devil
“As a spider in my beer glass, so the Devil waits.” – Dr. Freckles