Category: Everyday shit …

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Living with depression …

“Living with depression is winning with depression.” – Dr. Freckles

  1. There are no easy solutions.
  2. There are no magical pills.
  3. The doctors don’t know everything, or much, when it comes to depression.
  4. ANY DAY YOU CHOOSE TO NOT HARM YOURSELF OR OTHERS IS A WIN.
  5. Every day when you can find fragments of JOY or HAPPINESS, any day, is worth 100 others with depression – you just have to hang on.
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I met some cops this morning …

The police stopped me this morning …

I looked homeless and so I was an easy target, and why not harass some random guy … maybe it will make you feel better …

Maybe next time I go for the cop’s gun …

Maybe next time it goes down differently.

“Dan, they’ll kill you …”

Brother – their WORLD is killing me already.

  • show me your papers
  • where do you live
  • why does it bother you that we stopped you
  • did you know there’s so much crime here now
  • why don’t you have a driver’s license

Yeah – I think we’re at the end of the movie, not at the beginning.

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National Weather Service

The NWS/NOAA should really hire me …

They have to come up with names for all these new weather formations, but I can do that …

  1. Heat Blizzards
  2. Fire Skies
  3. Hell Clouds
  4. Scrombozoid Patterns
  5. Sloove
  6. Fister-Storms
  7. Wind Skleave
  8. Tobian Ghoul Rain
  9. Wooster Fog
  10. Ferg Fumes
  11. Goob
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PAWS

“Living in this fallen world, you’re gonna step on some paws.” – Dr. Freckles

I was going to walk the dogs this morning and something happened to little Shaggy …

  1. going OUT THERE, taking risks
  2. making friends
  3. falling in love
  4. being yourself
  5. walking dogs – they need it, but sometimes …
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Aw-dAVbp4Pw
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Spiders …

I get that you’re here to help, but I gotta say it:

  1. I don’t want to see you, do your shit in private.
  2. Don’t have so many babies that I regret not having smashed you.
  3. Stop with that karate pose when I’m on the pooper – unless you’re venomous, you’re not fooling anyone …