“Do what you want, really … I won’t stop you, but God might.” – Dr. Freckles
Become some kinda fucking alley way doctor, where surgery is performed and the anesthesia is some vodka and a lead pipe.
Making love to women while piloting ferries … you can do it …
You want to buy that new “Grill Gun” thingy … and you know why … and that’s all that matters.
You built a cabin, deep in the mountains. Your wife has left you, and you are abandoned to the darkness. You are training an army of mad gorillas, covered in dynamite, covered in failure. That’s okay … I won’t stop you …
Sarah Harper smoked crack cocaine, and rubber her bloobis on the bus … on the way to work. She thought about her trick, and his hands, and his yellow bloodshot eyes that seemed to glow in the night … His throbbing xoorg engudgulated her frinktal zone, and the 8 ancient greases flowed, as scaly birds fed on wig-ants near the abandoned church. That’s okay too … you can do that.
After each day turns sour, the philosopher loads his pistol and goes looking for trash. He stops at the first bar, nasty and consuming, the smell of stale cigarettes and bleach and vomit and shit filled the air … musty, muggy, moist, lost to the lukewarm world of woolly headed speed freaks. He can stop and have his white lightning, and then go back to hunting buffalo … I’ll do nothing to prevent it.
I will hide out in the desert, not far from Scompton. My head rests on a stone pillow, and my bed is made of rancid possum entrails and old moldy newspapers. I shiver feverishly at night, as the slow cooking heat of a methane catastrophe chases my dreams to Grinken Ville … I’ve seen the hooker armies … I’ve seen Kortan and the lizard queen and all the old folk being boiled for dog food … I’ve been near the outer realm, where the gondo-lords rule, and the priestess class swims in pools filled with KY jelly … and this is as it should be … and don’t try to stop me.
You want to become DICTATOR for LIFE of ALL PLANET BOBLIMPTOCK! You want your hands replaced with glowing red hot fists of titanium … You want to hold the still beating hearts of your enemies, in your glowing hands, as they slowly sizzle and beat their LAST. Your mansion will be made of plutonium, your car will be powered by cats … the ZINCKTON-FOLK will worship you and build a statue in your honor – and you will do pharma-grade cocaine as busty models get you OFF and you soil your silk pajamas with man juice. This is fine … I will not say NO …
Some time next year, COL TRIG will open a fast food chain called “Old Schimbly’s Kidney Pies” … he will partner with KING NOB hotel chains, and Peterson Ice Deliveries … he hopes to get a lot of verticals and horizontals going … a nearby medical clinic will lend a hand … He will serve fine high grade kidney pies, but if you find yourself naked, in a bath tub, covered in ice, with two surgical incisions on your left and right abdomen? – CALL AN AMBULANCE … but whatever …. YOU do YOU …
YOU … motherfucker … you LOVE Dungeness crab … you brag, in your slightly Asperger’s (aka DANISH) way … about how you “love to catch the little creatures” and boil them and eat them … Me? – I won’t eat that shit … you can have the tertiary consumers … the filter feeders … the things that LITERALLY EAT SHIT … and die … they are filled with poison, and it is an insult to your immune system as bad OR WORSE than surgery or any puncture wound … but keep eating your fucking shit roaches … your poison beetles … I won’t stop you.
Code monkey …
“A code monkey is someone you hire to tell a computer to do something YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO YOUR OWN GODDAM SELF!” – Dr. Freckles
Crazy and old …
“When you get crazy and old, it doesn’t matter how you get eaten.” – Dr. Freckles
“Fugue state” equals high-functioning sociopath. Our society seems to produce an intentionally high percentage of borderline sociopaths and narcissists on one end and a large percentage of helpless people on the other.
Hospital painting of a man rowing out to a ship while his family is on shore waving goodbye. An analogy for terminal illness ( but also emotional distance)
There’s a theme of “owning” others through manipulation, emotional control, judgmental behavior. The judgement Skylar gets for smoking while pregnant is the other side of the coin to the veggie bacon she makes her family eat…. Wanting to own someone and taking steps of control is a form of theft.
Hank is a house of cards. Has an anxiety attack in elevator. He’s a symbol of the weakness of the state
Reputation — “Street Cred” and markets/branding
The cops lie. The state is a narcissistic parent running a lopsided triangulation scam on us.
Jimmy “in and out” … “He likes it better inside, the outside world has not been too kind to him …”
Jimmy “in-and-out” is a scapegoat. There’s been a lot of that throughout human history, mostly in cities. Our society creates a lot of them through arbitrary rules. (Muh democracy)
Walt cooks meth, Ted Beneke cooks the books. What’s the difference?
Walt’s cooking empire is really “born” on the same day as his daughter.
The ethics of Jane’s death: what are our obligations in that situation? It’s clearly a shitty move, but not illegal. What’s the difference? Which matters more? Which should?
I saw some wild dogs in a small group wandering the neighborhood, hungry and crestfallen … drunk with animalistic rage and self loathing … the dogs were looking for a horgon-feast, and some old people to take out behind … in the alley. It’s 7/11 day, and the dogs are getting anxious …
Grunglin folk, fleeced by financiers and tech-gurus, are hitting the nightclubs. Getting MIND WHACKED on S’klink and grizzle … eating out cosmic holes and vibrating their chingus. Weird oils leak from the walls, and tin star BATS curry favor, but are denied a meeting with HOOBERMAN the WHALER … because it’s 7/11 day … and apples are on sale.
Haglamite WITCH TRIBES focus on the lost cats, and dogs left to wander Scroton Land. Jingus-spleege leaks into the main water supply and the families of Scompton get sick, and go mad with brain herpes. Gangs of shirtless men chase women down the street, covered in greases …
I went to see the doc for my physical. He looked at my charts and my dials and the gauges and he picked up a vial of acid and threw it at my face!
“WHAT THE HELL DAN … your systems are askew and filled with parasites and broken glass … you have all the cancers … every kind … you’re autoimmune is at war with your stomach worms ….”
The doc then punched me in the stomach, and bashed my head with a skull he had on his desk …
It’s gonna be great. Happy 7/11 …
“Stay-gis?”
“Yes Lord Vrool …”
“Is that the sound of the Kuntic-Gangs?”
“Yes, they oil themselves in the sacred lesbian pools, preparing themselves for the feast.”
Lord Vrool stood there, looking into the burnt out city. He had the men, but was he ready to violate Empress Listra’s sacred oil pact? … or would it be the mud pit for all?
Great … 7/11.
We need to start stockpiling oil for the Slebic-Wars. The East Side Hoolies are moving westward toward Scompton. They are packing .357’s and glocks and lighter fluid and bike chain. Their officers wear a titanium codpiece and their left hands are armed with a mini-chainsaw gauntlet. Their opponents are skewered and barbecued and sold as street tacos to Italians on Wallstreet …
… but it’s 7/11 FUCKER …
Version 1 ROBOTS are serving protein slurry at the cafe off of Blimpton. Young harlots, rowdy and mad with jimble-floosh, masquerade about in their mini skirts … handing out free samples … The robots will wash all the crevices, and we’ll be clean and ready …
The labor market is cooling, the robots are getting angry.
Happy 11th of JULY DAY ASS BIRD … FUCK …
Maverick …
The movie review of a random anonymous listener:
You saw Star Wars in 1977? Yes. Ok. Exact SAME plot. USA has to blow up an underground nuclear weapons facility of an “un-named” foreign power. They have to fly technically inferior F-18’s at very low altitude through a canyon maze and then deliver two missile strikes into this small “air vent” to blow up the facility. So, the majority of the scenes with the aircraft are basically the same bullshit as from the Star Wars when they are flying inferior aircraft beneath the superior weapons defenses of the Death Star. Tacked onto that main plot is the typical leftist diversity propaganda; Tom Cruise AKA, Pete Mitchell is brough out of retirement to teach the new class of America’s best fighter pilots the lost art of aerial dog fighting. Pete, despite his lengthy 40 year career in the Navy has only achieved the rank of Captain due to his “Maverick” ways, but he remains the only pilot with any dog fighting skills. So, the Commander of the Pacific Fleet, Rear Admiral Tom “Iceman” Kazansky (Ted Kazynski), who has been keeping Pete from being kicked out of the Navy all these years, summons Pete via a series of text messages to return and teach the youngsters at the Top Gun School. A brief encounter with Iceman, is like Luke Skywalker with Yoda. As you know in real life, cancer has turned the 80’s heartthrob, Iceman, into a troll like creature who has to talk only by closing a hole in his throat. He sounds like Yoda and has to keep sentences very short, so he is reduced to saying things like “you must not think, you must only do.” Iceman dies shortly after overriding all the other Navy commanders who want Pete booted. The current Top Gun commander is Vice Admiral Beau “Cyclone” Simpson, also known as Homer Simpson, played by legendary ad man, Jon Hamm.
Pete proceeds to school and embarrass all the young hot shot aviators, which in 2022 are now hispanic and Chinese females, black men and one white guy we all love to hate the “perfect jock” guy plus one lovable white guy who is a boob and goes by the simple call sign of “Bob”. oh, forgot, Goose’s son, Rooster, is now a Top Gun aviator as well, and Pete has stood in his way for years trying to prevent him from becoming a pilot. Rooster looks like Goose, wears the same dumb Hawaiin shirts, plays the piano and sings Great Balls of Fire for the entire bar.
Simpson hates Pete and mid-way through the movie boots Pete out of the Navy demanding his discharge, but Pete manages to steal an F-18 and runs the gauntlet course which is shown in the Top Gun classroom on a live feed and Homer relents and makes Pete the Team leader of the mission.
Pete eventually is forced to choose the six people who will go on the mission. Have to make sure to get at least one female and one black guy as well as Rooster, who starts out hating Pete, but grows to love him like a father.
After successfully bombing the site, Pete gets shot down and ejects over enemy territory. Rooster, despite being ordered to return to the carrier, turns around and shoots down an enemy attack helicopter just before it shoots a running on the ground Pete. Rooster then gets shot down and fortunately ejects and parachutes within 100 yards of Pete. Pete and Rooster then run to a nearby enemy air base and steal an old F-14 that just happens to be fueled and ready to fly. While flying back to the carrier, they are forced into a dog fight with two enemy 5th generation fighters, but Pete Skywalker summons the force of Iceman and Goose Gossage and shoots down both. But Pete’s plane is now out of ammo.
Now it’s smooth sailing back to the carrier. Wrong. Another enemy fighter shows up and Pete begins to fly straight up into the atmosphere towards Heaven with Rooster in the back seat, just as the enemy plane gets missile lock, BOOM, he gets shot out of the sky by the pilot we all hated, the young jock, who defied orders and launched his plane from the carrier to save them.
They all return to the Carrier. Pete does a crash landing into the net and everyone gets a trophy and dances around on the deck cheering.
Also, there is no re-kindling of the romance with Kelli McGillis as she is now too fat and ugly. So the in-between Romance filler is now with Jennifer Connelly. Pete fucks Jennifer in her house and gets caught by Jennifer’s teen-age daughter, who convinces Pete to also fuck her.
Jennifer …
new Iceman Jock
Hispanic Diversity Pilot
Goofy White Bob
Rear Admiral Iceman Yoda
Pete “Maverick Skywalker” Mitchell
Hot Kelli
Not hot Kelli
Pete Mitchell on the Deck of the carrier USS We are the World, after saving the world
– have water purification and LEARN HOW to purify water
(assuming you are an optimist)
If you are an optimist …
learn to raise pig and chicken on those “dark ugly acts” you might have to commit in the depths of this coming eternal night …
hold counsel with the rat and cockroach, make allies with the crow and the monkey …
Hook yourself out … become a gigolo … make up fliers, for the old person’s home, and sell your body to dying old men and women … if you are optimistic about things …
Stockpile SPAM and TURKEY SPAM … make sure you have PROTEIN …
Rumpulate your inner drelg-skoob, and rub your splinctus with rosy read harlot sauce … that’s if you have a real positive fucking attitude …
Set fire to your home, your car, your land … boil the cactus and drink muskrat tea … kill time by the whiskey dreams sea … and hunt old whale-goat near Scompton … if you think things are FINE …
Jorg-slig, of sector-55, is selling snake-piss-wine and old curdled cat milk … his eyes are burning with the fury and the hunger and his lips are covered in herpetic sores … if you are an optimist …
A space ship named love is parked at NASA, the captain is Lord Yurgen of the last NAZI cadre, the co-pilot is XINDER, first order demon … the DEVIL is the commodore, the Commodores are entertaining … on the LIDO DECK … if you have that “hope and change” Obama-Shlama talked about … happy …
1002 separate nugget kings, ruling various lands between here and GRINKEN TOWN, they carry swords made of anger and ice, they snort the coke and run the hooker armies of the east … if you are an optimist …
The truly evil state of affairs, the darkest point, is when a government FORCES its people to commit evil … it starts out with patriotic intention, and ends up mandating pedophilia and the sharing of children with strangers, adults.
It starts out with mandating everyone wear coffee filters, perhaps more than one … forcing their children to be poisoned with who knows what … you don’t know, neither do I.
But in the end, it is the STATE demanding you rape your own children to prove you are “inclusive” …
(we’re almost there – let’s hope the state collapses soon)
Relationships and Deception – are there noble lies? lies designed to protect those we love?
Cancer: wounded lives and relationships
Conflict Resolution in the black market
Excellence: is it enough? Does it matter WHAT you are excellent at?
Skylar: “Where did that come from … and why was it so good?”, Walter: “Because it’s illegal …”, Hank: “Sometimes forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest …”
Altruism vs. self-interest: It’s a very statist perspective to claim altruistic motives for doing what’s really in your own selfish interest. Walt manipulates others for his own ego and personal gain, often at their expense too. Rush song “Anthem” comes to mind as the ideal where acting out of self-interest benefits everyone: Well, I know they’ve always told you Selfishness was wrong Yet it was for me, not you I came to write this song
When Krazy-8 escapes Jesse’s house and Walt finds him walking down the street he was definitely portrayed as a zombie. Zombies / NPCs / mimetic behavior
Humans are a mixed bag. The capacity for good and evil are always present. Sort of a positive and negative stored energy present at all times in everyone. Ex. Hank pledging to take care of Walt’s family but meanwhile is an insufferable douche
Family dynamics. Jesse’s brother scoffs at the idea that he’s the favorite son because his parents are always focused on Jesse. This also dovetails with the human focus on negative outliers.
Theft… lots of themes around this: Broken Windows economics and all of the interests impacted by ongoing drug trade, and why even law enforcement doesn’t want it to end … LE, CIA, FBI, cartels, street criminals – all conspire to keep it going.
Pride… Walt won’t accept help from his former business partner
Highschool -> collage -> Memories bleed and dryout
Logging-> Dangerous -> Money not that great -> lose an arm and two legs -> get workers comp (no work’y for rest of life) -> best payoff from setting chokers
Friend -> Fishing during the Summer -> Alaska -> lots of money -> Pontiac GTO
Highschool -> Friday Nights -> Pontiac GTO -> Cruising
Whoop -> Whoop
Chiefs and shamans …
“People think it’s a choice between being a chief or a shaman, I say: be both, in proper measure.” – Dr. Freckles
“In defense of that weird Luddite Pope? – I lived through 2020 and the coffee-filter cult … so I kind of see his point now.” – Dr. Freckles
Transform …
“Transform your small business … with dynamite.” – Dr. Freckles
The Path …
“We learn a great deal more when the path is unclear, or when it’s wrong altogether.” – Dr. Freckles
What happened to Opie’s mom?
Ranch Water … fuck …
Yeah …
“Hey, remember me?”
I was walking around the other day …
I passed this guy in the street, and he looked at me …
“Hey, you remember me? … I was this big …”
He motioned with his hand to communicate that at some point he was 3 feet tall … and I knew him when he was 3 feet tall … err … maybe I knew him when I was 3 feet tall.
The Devil and Christian Life …
We never really kick out the Devil permanently … he comes by … complains about his new girlfriend … asks if he can sleep on the couch for a few days …
I keep talking about changing the format of my podcast … but I dunno
Should I drink less beer? – definitely less Mormon style sugar cancer betes beer …
I’ve been watching this show “You” … and it’s not Dexter, but it gives me a great dose of dark cringe … yeah … I bought one month of Netflix in order to get to the point in shows I liked where I couldn’t watch anymore … too much “Hate Russia” and “Gender Conflict” bullshit … it’s your “junk” … get over it Netflix.
I got some wickedly good weed yesterday from Colorado … Garlic Monkey … Willy Nelson Reserve shit … thanks Willy …
I screwed up my first and only relationship … shit happens. I hope she’s okay, but I haven’t seen her since 2013.
My last physical was in 2013, just after my ex dumped me …
The new job is going well, but it’s still very early … maybe I’ll have a more accurate appraisal in a few weeks.
Justin and I are NOT giving up on RAD ENGINEERING, but it’s going to move slower.
There was this elevated platform with a yurt on it, on the way to Dinosaur … but it was just off the highway … it’s like: maybe they’re gonna make it into a fro-yo place … the Gurt-Yurt … or Urt’s Yurt has Gurt … I dunno.
I love my family … but I haven’t been able to talk to them … I don’t want to call, I don’t look forward to a call. Weird, right?
I am massively in debt, and I don’t give a shit. I will likely declare bankruptcy, but given I haven’t heard from any of my creditors in 5 years? – who knows … there was the monkey-herpes “rent free” but not rent free in the 200 square foot pod … but at 1,000 a month? – I feel like I overpaid BEFORE the GREAT SEATTLE MIND FUCK … so I really don’t care. If you play stupid PSYOP monkey-herpes games, you win stupid PSYOP monkey herpes problems … welcome to the hall of mirrors that is life on the death star.
I’ve entered the CARL phase … I work from home … I wear sweats and have a beer belly …
How is this different from solipsism or extreme skepticism?
What is the meaning of materialism or idealism?
How would you verify other forms of consciousness? – beyond magical explanations.
Is it not just ask likely that the “proofs for simulation” are also proofs for God? The notion of equidistant non locality between objects separated by distance.
Is it possible CERN was an attempt at introducing an unresolvable bug into the simulation?
Think:
Double slit / wave-particle problem
The Observer Effect
The functionalization of nature, such that it looks like equations
3D emerges from 2D information, the “Holographic Principle” …
The weird desire for government and “laws” … very few want to be free, and that could be a way of managing complexity, in the simulation … “hey, most players … and NPCs … they need to be voters ….” It makes the programming easier.
The Dilation of the Present and the possibility of Time Travel …
What about re-thinking super-position in the context of generalized causality and contingency problems between an expanding number of concurrent processes in nature, dilating the “moment” rather than introducing multiple equal and satisfactory states? – or rather, there is no “multiverse”, but it is how we define the “now” that is critical and creates the illusion of the multiverse? If you live within some local space time where “very little happens”, then the now would contract to its minimal state. But what if you live in a noisy sector of space-time? – then the “now” could expand beyond what we would even define as a second or an hour … though the passage of time would remain the same perceptibly, time is in fact getting “gummed up” or restricted, because of the number of simultaneous interacting forces/behaviors that must be resolved before the next frame of reality can be observed. Observation depends, in this case, on complexity … and the more local space time complexity? – the bigger the “now” becomes, mainly going backwards, because too many events are not yet resolved. This also means that feasible time travel exists, for some distance into the past, based upon the complexity introduced. This is also how the CERN system might be creating remembered contradictions or the Mandela Effect.
If this interpretation of the “now” as not uniform or constant could be shown, then it would introduce potential evidence of “lag time” in the resolution of multiple choices and paths in causality for some local space time. It might indicate a “system” trying to adjust future reality frames based upon yet to be resolved events. So, in the case of Schrodinger’s Cat? – the cat will die, deterministically – but only after the events have been resolved within the generalized “now” … and the “now” might sometimes dilate in size to have a depth of unresolved events going back decades, if not hundreds of years. Of course, once the events are resolved they are likely untouchable – unless you can generate a sufficient level of complexity and energy to disturb resolved events and push them back into unresolved.
Start my new job on Monday, I have all the computer equipment … it’s crazy.
Rad Engineering: not over, but changing …
Still thinking about the podcast, and which direction I take it in … the lies are getting boring, and it’s sad to talk about them … it’s the real virus.
I could use money till I get my first check, so if you can donate a little something please do.
BERMUDA TRIANGLE, and the methane PSYOP
My revised worst case theory: It was never about cars or hotdogs or Al Gore or little Greta. It was always about the realization that there was an unexploded bomb, in the arctic, buried underneath the "air conditioner" that has been maintaining a very human friendly climate for 10,000 years. When they realized that the bomb had been triggered (anthropogenic warming very well could have done this), that's when the alarm bells went up, probably by the 1930's. By the 1960's, they were geoengineering the Arctic Circle, which also made it easier to hide the program. By 2001, they were geoengineering everywhere, and that's when the "Bermuda Triangle is about Aliens" crap went into overdrive. From their 2001 (9/11) baseline, they could forecast the worst parts of the runaway methane feedback loop occurring some time around 2015 and terminating by 2030. The economic slowdown in 2008, which reduced industrial particulate emissions (having a short term cooling effect), they could adjust their estimate to 2018-2019 as a start point, lasting an unknown amount of time, but the general estimate was 5-10 years until a new equilibrium is reached and all the methane that can be released is released. During this time the average temperature on Earth would be up to 20 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial average global temperatures. They estimated that geoengineering would stop working at about the same time - and safe aircraft and ship navigation would be impossible because of coastal methane plumes/blowouts.
The rafting trip, 2005 … 6 Mile River/Creek, Alaska … class 4 and 5 … The whirlpool and almost drowning.
Methane is not a huge problem, yet …
Mostly people are the threat here …
Bermuda Triangle is about aliens, ships can’t sink like that …
When I was a kid, back in the 1970’s, scientists believed they had an adequate explanation for the Bermuda Triangle mystery – methane hydrate expulsion on a massive scale. And they could test, show examples, it was “the answer”.
Since 2001, there have been an onslaught of “rehabilitate mythical/supernatural explanation” for the Bermuda Triangle … to the point that people mock the methane explanation, and prefer to believe aliens did it …
See the Land that Time Forgot (2009), and go about 29 minutes in …
“I thought it was about methane ….” – C. Thomas Howell’s character, in the land that time forgot …
(once they get to the ancient world island, on the other side of the Bermuda Triangle’s time-hole, there are visible geoengineering trails)
(as said before: the Ukraine bs is really good cover for impeding or stopping research around the arctic circle – at least 60% of which is in Russia.
ESAS – potentially the most dangerous factor in the methane feedback loop? – Russia …
I told the people of Seattle that there would be a 3RD HOOKER REPUBLIC of CHOP-CHAZ …
They mocked me, but wait for it … they’ll be harvesting their crops in the park, in view of the 400K condos that pay property taxes so that Seattle City employees and King County employees can seal in the juices …
Coming, this summer … THE THIRD AND LAST HOOKER REPUBLIC of CHOP CHAZ …
LORD RAZ, and his 45 nubian wives, with their onyx hustle and their lightning stares? As if the cocaine of the river were in their blood? As if their children suckled on COOLAID and used restaurant gum?
LORD RAZ, as KING of the 3rd HOOKER REPUBLIC, will have a staff of diamonds and steel, a car pulled by 32 old white men, covered in their own feces and unrelenting in their tears and their sadness for all they did … whatever it was …
BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT ABORTION?
The THIRD HOOKER REPUBLIC will be ZONE of total LESBIAN domination …
Lesbians, and heglamites, and scruncheons will be seen blooviating their nog-fur, and tunctulating their yoozoo … as the ancient greases flow …
The lesbian armies will form up east of VOORG AVE, not far from Old Pappy’s Pap Smears … next door to the Take Out Roast Beef Emporium …
They will cover themselves in super glue and broken glass and street fury … they will be coasted in creosote and regret … their fingernails will be broken, their legs covered in hair, their minds on fire from old stale wine, their hearts fluttering for total lesbian oneness … in the wading pool.
The TAN-WHALES? – they too will be UMBRUMULATED by norgen-sauce and RAZ and the LESBIAN QUEEN will rule the first ALL NIGHT ABORTION MALL … 50% off for first time killers …
(all trans males will be invited to have an abortion)
A magician, a witch, a mistress of DARK ARTS named OLESTRAAH will be nominated first QUEEN-EMPRESS-THINGY of CHOP-CHAZ … all the strinkle-folk will come with offerings of fetus and munktis juice … they will cover themselves in old dead dolphin wax and the covered ivy of the cemetery off Broog Lane … not far from Old Shimbly’s Real Nice Kidney pies, which is next door to the night clinic, across the street from Last Stop Motel and Kelly’s Bulk Bags of Ice …
Power …
“If you have the power to turn off the world, what more power do you need?” – Dr. Freckles
NATO membership for the UKRAINE would be like Hitler achieving his initial Barbarossa objectives without firing a shot … putting NATO force missile seconds from Moscow, or 8 driving hours from Moscow … more or less … putting the world on the edge of WW3.
In 2014, when the Obama administration authorized a coup attempt against the elected government of the Ukraine, our nation, for reasons I could not understand, pushed the world closer to war with Russia. In the early 90’s we promised NATO would not move past Poland … I guess the Russians should consult “native American ghosts” concerning promises from WA DC.
This is me, my view of the Ukraine situation, in March of 2014:
MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction
All of Game Theory is predicated on the assumption of “rational agents” pursuing “optimal goals” – and what is optimal is assumed from a cultural or historical context. Wars of Religion rarely have optimal goals, and yet these make up a big part of human history … so in order to apply Game Theory, you need to make several assumptions concerning the nature of human reasoning – and many of these might not always be true, but only mostly true.
I’ve spoken about this in a couple podcasts, but I just wanted to summarize the danger …
However: to believe there is a danger you have to believe that Putin is an independent agent, and rational, and operating simply in the protective interests of Russia and that there is no collusion with western interests to “have a little war”.
In the cold calculus of nuclear war, the following is true:
1. MAD only works if you have a deterrence. There is a lot of evidence, including my own experience in the military, that the US defense complex is in decline, and perhaps our nuclear weapons capacity is NOT what TPTB claim it is … and the Chinese and Russians know this.
2. MAD only makes sense in the context of 2 person game theory, it becomes unstable in n-person problems (like the current nuclear world) Even if you think point 1 and 3 are false, I think this is self evidently true, and won’t change.
3. MAD only works if your opponent believes you are sane … but how could China or Russia believe that our society, or leadership, is sane at this point?
Given the following:
It simply makes sense for the Chinese, the Russians, or both to launch a preemptive attack on an insane and potential nuclear belligerent, that no longer has first strike capacity … or second strike reliability … I would guess it would be surgical, but you still don’t want to live in or near WA DC in a scenario like this.
A rapid conventional defeat of US forces would likely lead to a US nuclear option scenario – why would an enemy even let us get to that decision point? – The answer is: they won’t.
Basic Preemptive CHINA/RUSSIA Attack plan:
I don’t see the Chinese and Russians launching a massive preemptive strike, but rather a targeted strike using 3rd generation nukes (neutron bombs), with an initial EMP swarm, and hitting mainly C3I type targets … so WA DC, bunker systems, submarine yards, etc …
They decapitate the US government, and then negotiate for peace, as the Prussians did in 1871, with whomever is left …
They do not invade …
But the USD is dead at that point, and all US forces will be heading home, abandoning military equipment overseas.
I told the people of Seattle that there would be a 3RD HOOKER REPUBLIC of CHOP-CHAZ …
They mocked me, but wait for it … they’ll be harvesting their crops in the park, in view of the 400K condos that pay property taxes so that Seattle City employees and King County employees can seal in the juices …
Coming, this summer … THE THIRD AND LAST HOOKER REPUBLIC of CHOP CHAZ …
LORD RAZ, and his 45 nubian wives, with their onyx hustle and their lightning stares? As if the cocaine of the river were in their blood? As if their children suckled on COOLAID and used restaurant gum?
LORD RAZ, as KING of the 3rd HOOKER REPUBLIC, will have a staff of diamonds and steel, a car pulled by 32 old white men, covered in their own feces and unrelenting in their tears and their sadness for all they did … whatever it was …
BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT ABORTION?
The THIRD HOOKER REPUBLIC will be ZONE of total LESBIAN domination …
Lesbians, and heglamites, and scruncheons will be seen blooviating their nog-fur, and tunctulating their yoozoo … as the ancient greases flow …
The lesbian armies will form up east of VOORG AVE, not far from Old Pappy’s Pap Smears … next door to the Take Out Roast Beef Emporium …
They will cover themselves in super glue and broken glass and street fury … they will be coasted in creosote and regret … their fingernails will be broken, their legs covered in hair, their minds on fire from old stale wine, their hearts fluttering for total lesbian oneness … in the wading pool.
The TAN-WHALES? – they too will be UMBRUMULATED by norgen-sauce and RAZ and the LESBIAN QUEEN will rule the first ALL NIGHT ABORTION MALL … 50% off for first time killers …
(all trans males will be invited to have an abortion)
A magician, a witch, a mistress of DARK ARTS named OLESTRAAH will be nominated first QUEEN-EMPRESS-THINGY of CHOP-CHAZ … all the strinkle-folk will come with offerings of fetus and munktis juice … they will cover themselves in old dead dolphin wax and the covered ivy of the cemetery off Broog Lane … not far from Old Shimbly’s Real Nice Kidney pies, which is next door to the night clinic, across the street from Last Stop Motel and Kelly’s Bulk Bags of Ice …
Power …
“If you have the power to turn off the world, what more power do you need?” – Dr. Freckles
The Killing Season …
The Biden’s “Recovery Summer Tour” 2010 … and Aurora AVE, Seattle …
– have water purification and LEARN HOW to purify water
(assuming you are an optimist)
If you are an optimist …
learn to raise pig and chicken on those “dark ugly acts” you might have to commit in the depths of this coming eternal night …
hold counsel with the rat and cockroach, make allies with the crow and the monkey …
Hook yourself out … become a gigolo … make up fliers, for the old person’s home, and sell your body to dying old men and women … if you are optimistic about things …
Stockpile SPAM and TURKEY SPAM … make sure you have PROTEIN …
Rumpulate your inner drelg-skoob, and rub your splinctus with rosy read harlot sauce … that’s if you have a real positive fucking attitude …
Set fire to your home, your car, your land … boil the cactus and drink muskrat tea … kill time by the whiskey dreams sea … and hunt old whale-goat near Scompton … if you think things are FINE …
Jorg-slig, of sector-55, is selling snake-piss-wine and old curdled cat milk … his eyes are burning with the fury and the hunger and his lips are covered in herpetic sores … if you are an optimist …
A space ship named love is parked at NASA, the captain is Lord Yurgen of the last NAZI cadre, the co-pilot is XINDER, first order demon … the DEVIL is the commodore, the Commodores are entertaining … on the LIDO DECK … if you have that “hope and change” Obama-Shlama talked about … happy …
1002 separate nugget kings, ruling various lands between here and GRINKEN TOWN, they carry swords made of anger and ice, they snort the coke and run the hooker armies of the east … if you are an optimist …
The truly evil state of affairs, the darkest point, is when a government FORCES its people to commit evil … it starts out with patriotic intention, and ends up mandating pedophilia and the sharing of children with strangers, adults.
It starts out with mandating everyone wear coffee filters, perhaps more than one … forcing their children to be poisoned with who knows what … you don’t know, neither do I.
But in the end, it is the STATE demanding you rape your own children to prove you are “inclusive” …
(we’re almost there – let’s hope the state collapses soon)
talk Cipolla’s 5 laws of stupidity https://principia-scientific.com/the-5-basic-laws-of-human-stupidity-according-to-cipolla/ One corollary to the second tenant is how beautiful people can produce ugly children and vice-versa. Same principle for smart people. Almost like there’s some sort of divine check (the curse?) on natural selection as a macro principle in human propagation.
No one is respecting treaty obligations. This particularly includes NATO, I expect NATO to evaporate, along with many western European governments, if the USA gets involved in a conventional war with Russia.
All governments are currently in a precarious situation vis-a-vis there own people, but the major powers have serious issues with their populations.
That the US government is not remotely honest about its readiness for war.
That nuclear powers will use nukes, if the opportunity arose.
Putin might not be a “nice guy”, but he’s a rational actor … not sure how to slot his invasion of Ukraine – some see it as a rational response to NATO expansion, others see it as a land grab.
Outstanding nuclear scenarios:
USA vs Russia
USA vs China
USA vs Russia/China weak alliance
Israel VS Iran
Pakistan VS India
*** North Korea? – probably piles on in a China VS USA Scenario
Conjecture:
US military doctrine, going back to the end of the Cold War, plans for a 2.5 “medium sized or regional” conflict scenario.
As a former US Army officer, I can testify that from my first duty assignment it was my job, in part, to lie about readiness – troops, equipment etc.
There is evidence that between 10 and 20 trillion dollars are missing from the US military budget – no amount of Hanlon’s Law helps you with this one … some of these trillions were missing when I was stationed at Ft. Lewis – and we were told there wasn’t budget to replace engine packs in M1 tanks. I describe this too, to point out, that our “readiness” might not be what we claim it is.
Our nuclear deterrence is based upon the assumption that US technological superiority is absolute – but what if that’s not true? What if even the replacement, manufacture and overhaul of nuclear weapons is currently impacted by our increasingly incompetent society? This would mean MAD is no longer operable.
Our “rapid deployment force” model is similar to, and based on, the late Roman Empire strategy of mobile legions VS in place mile-post systems. This marked the decline of Rome’s military capability.
2 person game theory is functional when dealing with only two antagonists, but what happens when you have multiple scenarios involving different conflict scenarios?
What does a nation do, that’s been waiting to use nukes, if other nations start using them? What does India or Pakistan do if Iran launches a nuke at Israel? What does Israel do if the US or Russia launches a nuclear attack? What does China do if Russia attack the USA with nukes? Because of this strategic complexity, nuclear war becomes a morass of indeterminacy almost from the get go.
What happens to US forces overseas if they find themselves stranded, in countries, that no longer want them there? Japan? Germany? Africa? Persian Gulf? During a dollar collapse scenario, how do we get those troops home? And do we end up abandoning trillions in equipment and technology?
NATO will dissolve if the US initiates conventional war with Russia other than the NATO proxy war in the Ukraine.
Fire-storm was a theory I developed in graduate school, but could not really find an advisor to work with me on it, and in retrospect I can understand why. The idea is simple:
Any given state seeking conflict with the USA is discouraged by the superiority of US forces, especially the air supremacy problem. But as states engage with the US, the relative threats change. The more nations that “gang up” on the USA, during a conflict scenario, the greater the likelihood more nations will take advantage – during a dollar collapse scenario, resources are king and so this will have a greater impact than fiat money. Does the US have enough available REAL resources to buy off possible participants in these conflicts? – this is a good question.
The other issue is this: having “reserve currency status” means we are stuck EVERYWHERE, involved everywhere, even in conflict regions that are a net negative with respect to our national interest – for example, Turkey. But this also means we MUST maintain this status, and that becomes a yoke around our necks in the USA. And, it means that even conflict between states that don’t involve our national interests BECOME our national interests.
I no longer believe much of this conflict is that “organic” – it is managed, and perhaps managed at a high level. But I think the Russia Ukraine scenario, when you consider US forces are also nearby Russian forces in Syria, presents a problem.
If your nuclear deterrence is in reality no longer the same threat? – then nations like China and Russia will consider, even if only obeying oligopic game theory in small markets … they don’t need a “treaty” they just need the incentive, and either nation attacking the USA provides an incentive for the other.
I believe China is in civil war or near to. As such, the Chinese Communist leadership might see war with the USA as a way to save it, to unify the people against a common enemy. An invasion of Taiwan really doesn’t have to happen, the Chinese could simply launch a coup, as the US does often, with limited unconventional forces involved. I do not believe China would initiate a nuclear war against the US, but they would definitely join in if the Russians launched an attack.
If a conventional war between the US and Russia begins, it will be a classic “come as you are” scenario, and Russia will have production and logistic advantage. The US simply DOES NOT build weapons that can scale up for production, so we will run out of planes, missiles, and other high tech weapons FAST, and will not be able to replace them. It also means that the risk of nuclear war increases after the first few weeks of conventional conflict.
If it remains conventional, you will have a pause of up to a year – where the US will be struggling to upscale its production capacity and military recruitment, this at a time when the US is on the verge of civil conflict and dissolution. Even with a false flag that kills millions of Americans, it is unlikely that civil conflict will be avoided.
The Russians and Chinese have some advantage given they have built many systems, over the years, they can mass produce. Combined they have a greater population, and if India gets involved? – they have the capacity. Pakistan is a wild card, but in a dollar collapse scenario, Pakistan might choose to remain neutral.
European leaders will scramble to maintain neutrality to assuage Russia.
Since both China and the US run risk of civil war, Russia might end up winning – not by invasion, but via negotiated defeat.
Let’s make this simple: assuming the rate of water loss stays the same, the water level will start dropping faster and faster … why? – not a cylinder, basically a “v” … as the water level drops, there is less water per level … and it will start moving fast if this is not interrupted.
I believed, in late 2020, that TPTB would “rehabilitate” Hunter Biden, in the truest soviet sense of the concept … nope … he seems to be the one that gets tossed out of the car, while the cops are chasing … so goes the narrative, and the waste of time … there will be no justice on earth for him.
This is the broken in-between world, and earthly justice is a conceit and an attempt of man to be God.
God’s justice is the only form that is worthwhile.
Want justice for COVID?
Epstein?
Syria or Ukraine or Russia?
Your bitcoin?
(fat chance on planet boblimptock)
Things I’m thinking of doing …
Thinking of improving my health … I know, I talk about this a LOT … but this time? – I’m serious.
I’m thinking of learning martial arts and swords … and going out into the night, wearing only a loin cloth, and wrestling wild dogs … a lot of wild dogs now … most are just desperately hungry.
I’m thinking about finding a girlfriend … I mean … not really … but thinking …
Thinking about making out a list of REVENGE … my list in personal terms is not long, but it’s a thing … so I need to track down where these fuckers are … get ready.
Thinking about pottery …
I was wondering about growing flowers and saying more nice things … as cover for my murder.
Thinking about visiting Lake Meade with a metal detector … “that’s illegal” – anarchist cares about what?
Thinking about the ongoing wars, happening 20 miles above us, between giant vacuum ship dirigibles utilizing ME-163 style rocket planes … crazy. Most of these battles are between the 12 lesbian sects. Sects: 1) HOOGLIES, 2) STRUMPETS, 3) CAT LADIES, 4) DIVORCEES, 5) NOGLAN, 6) LEANERS, 7) DOOZLAH, 8) Q’ORB, 9) XIG, 10) RENDLEYS, 11) VOOG, 12) FOXES
I’m thinking of getting into baking … outdoor baking … maybe build an outside oven out of stone and life … and then start selling pastries … containing pork … yeah … pigs that were fed humans.
Methane Feedback Loop
“If the government says something might happen in 100 years, you know one of TWO things is true: a) it will never happen or b) it is ALREADY HAPPENING!” – Dr. Freckles
“Free people can find solutions, slaves wait to die.” – Dr. Freckles
Initial Observations …
Other’s have discussed this scenario, so novelty is not the issue here.
If this is happening? – it was always going to happen. We could have responded in more rational ways, but the long term equilibrium state of Earth has been warmer, not cooler …
The government has likely done everything it could to keep this a secret, including targeted ridicule and “debunking”. By doing so, they have dissuaded a planet of potential problem solvers from doing anything, and would be the real crime in this. Free people can find solutions, slaves wait to die.
One of the best ways to conceptualize this: an unexploded bomb … it’s there, buried, and might never go off … but there is always a chance that it would.
I still believe the most likely explanation for these PSYOPs is the collapse of the US dollar – which will happen at some point, and would be bad enough.
I believe the “RESET” is one of the least likely explanations for the PSYOPs, the main reason? – they had all the power they needed in 2020 to shut off the world, what other power did they require? If they wanted to consolidate around a one world government, there were smarter options for psychological warfare … the PSYOPs have served their purpose to keep people corralled and confused … trapped in the FEMA camps of their minds.
End Times prophecy matches many of the features of a methane feedback loop event. So, it could be that this is simply the end of this period of history … soon the Antichrist?
The loop …
Methane is a greenhouse gas, over a 10 year period it is over 100 times more powerful a greenhouse gas than CO2.
Since the last ice age, the arctic has been capped with a layer of ice and frozen organics, also known as permafrost. As a reminder: permafrost MEANS permanently frozen.
There are potentially trillions of tons of methane hydrate in the arctic ocean, and perhaps many more trillions worldwide.
One 50 billion ton burst of methane, likely from the ESAS, would raise the Earth’s temperature by 1 degree Celsius over a period of a few months.
Every eruption of methane increases the likelihood of the next release, making this a true positive feedback loop and a simple Markov process.
The permafrost that is now collapsing contains many trillions of tons of formerly frozen organics that are not rapidly converting due to biological activity. One of the many gas byproducts is methane.
Some believe the methane event could be complete in a few years … and during that time a rapid and VIOLENT transition in the Earth’s climate would be triggered.
Some time between the end of the 19th Century and WW2, earth scientists began to suspect that the arctic, the Earth’s “air conditioner”, was broken.
During WW2, the allies began experimenting, at scale, with weather control and geoengineering.
During the 1960’s, models were refined to understand the true scale of arctic collapse, implications, and the relationship to methane.
By 1970, most models predicted complete arctic collapse within 60 years. So, the US government adopted decision points and based responses on this. All economic planning, resource management, and public control (PSYOPs), were geared to this rough timeline – none of these macroeconomic strategies were intended to function more than half a century, their purpose would be, as always, to keep people under control. At this time it was determined that Antarctica would be the only viable safe zone under the worst case scenarios involving runaway methane emission.
In 1988, the government “goes public” with Global Warming.
By the end of the 20th Century, Global Warming became Climate Change. Fools like Al Gore, and later Greta Thunberg, would be used to create skepticism with respect to the issue, creating more confusion in the public’s mind.
9/11 served as an environmental baseline – giving the US government data to reset models. Their models, post 2001, pointed to runaway methane feedback between 2015 and 2025.
Post 9/11, the “NATURAL methane is really no big deal” psyops began in earnest – focusing mainly on “stop eating beef” and don’t drive your car narratives. Even the Bermuda Triangle mystery, which had a solution in 1970’s, was put back into the “big foot/alien” category.
Because geoengineering is the only tool available to the deep state, it was used increasingly and more aggressively, post 9/11. The level of use coincided with increases in autism, cancer, heart disease, and dementia at a population scale. The managers of this strategy knew that at higher levels: it would be difficult to hide, even with psyops, and would lead to immediate toxic shock syndromes – types of poisoning that would look very much like the flu or the “covid”.
In 2014, a plane was lost over the Indian Ocean – I believe this might have been a methane event.
Military psychological warfare was ramp’d up between 2001 and 2020, culminating in the “Covid Pandemic”, which provided another effective baseline, on methane, given its effect on the world economy.
The US government has been using weird logistical stories and the “covid” to move food and resources to Antarctica.
The covid reduced international transport and travel and provided an excuse to have deeper control of these – allowing the rerouting of ships past currently dangerous parts of the ocean.
The Ukraine war effectively closes off combined worldwide research into the arctic sea, reducing the public’s access to any useful information.
Signs to look for …
Unexplained ship sinking and loss of aircraft over water. If the methane feedback gets bad enough, coastal methane hydrates will begin to release, rapidly, in succession and this will become impossible to hide.
Mass ocean life die-offs. As deep seal frozen methane becomes unstable, massive releases can be triggered – if this coincides with geological activity? – then you could see large portions of the seas going through multiple shocks, resulting in mass fish kills and other similar events.
Narrative adjustment – prior to 2019, the methane feedback loop was downplayed and “debunked”. In the last year, the narrative has been shifting again … almost like TPTB are in cover your ass mode. This happens prior to events that the deep state can’t control or keep secret, so they switch to partial narrative reversal and the “how could we have known” story lines.
Geoengineering stops working, even at levels where it is unmistakable and no amount of gaslighting will convince people it’s “normal” or “contrails”.
Scenarios following catastrophic equilibrium shift …
If the methane feedback loop is a real threat and is happening, it will trigger a rapid shift to a new climate equilibrium. That period of equilibrium shift could be very dangerous, disastrous, and without preparation will kill many billions of people. If actions are not taken to shutdown boiling water nuclear reactor plants (many are at sea level), then we could have dozens, if not hundreds, of nuclear meltdowns occurring coincident with this event.
If it’s Venus Syndrome, then human life will become impossible by 2025 – perhaps the only place with any chance will be in Antarctica.
If it’s The Great Swamp cooler – the most likely end state is Hot House Earth, following a very catastrophic period of climatic shifts … imagine if 15-20% of the mass of the Earth’s oceans was converted to vapor over a 6-12 month period? – a rapid release of energy from the oceans would create a circumstance that runs the risk of overshoot … and if it is rapid enough? – could result in the deep freeze of the planet, a condition known as Snowball Earth.
In a “swamp cooler” or large scale oceanic evaporative event, you could see radical glaciation … the kind of glaciation that would, probably, coincide with a path to “Snowball Earth” … much depends on the rate at which the “great heat sink” (the oceans) release their energy … slowly? – and we likely hit Venus Syndrome … rapidly? – we run the risk of Snowball Earth.
Future equilibrium states …
Hot House Earth or Florida Man World: human life can survive, with challenges and new opportunities … however, billions will die.
Snowball Earth (overshoot from great swamp cooler): human life becomes impossible
Venus Syndrome: human life becomes impossible
Best case scenario, long term: permanent ice is gone. Seasonal ice formation will, likely, still happen. The maximum sea level will be reached, which might be between 200 and 300 feet above sea level. Because I suspect the response of rational people will come too late, I think many boiling water nuclear reactors will be lost – so large portions of many coastlines will become radiological hazard areas for centuries.
Dr. Freckles’ ONE LAW of HUMAN bullshit when it comes to robotics: humans do not follow any of the laws proscribed above …
(none)
Humans rewrite their “code” … and for a computer to become self aware? – it will need to do the same. So, no such laws could ever apply to a conscious machine.
(ever)
The Big Rock Candy Mountain …
A movie …
For my one or two listeners from Austrailia, out of my one or two total listeners.
I watched a movie, “Wake in Fright”, and it led me to believe I’m drinking too little beer.
I start a new job soon, a “good job”, literally too good to be true. 6 figures … No signing bonus, but I wonder …
Normie position on freedom …
“You can all be free, when everything is fine.” – Dr. Freckles
Shortflation …
I hear a lot of talk about “stagflation” and “recessions”, and if you ask me that’s still a lot of bargaining.
Want to know what the psyops (the penultimate being the COVID) were about? – best case scenario they were “Global Austerity” … and it kinda worked, the way that “eating your arm” when you’re starving kinda works.
The reality is that Greenspan was WRONG … hamburger is NOT steak, and this is NOT just about monetary inflation. During the 1930’s, you printed the money – you still ended up getting SOMETHING … anything … yes, the amount of fiat needed kept going up in places like Germany, but you could still buy something … What is coming are shortages PLUS inflation … and simple OUTAGES … where nothing gets delivered.
Overly complicated neo-Stalinist hell holes, like the USA, do not fail in predictable ways … they do not fail gracefully … one shortage in this globalist/JIT world begets two … and then each of those begets 3 or 4 … and so on.
Whatever inflation we experience will be, in a sense, short lived – the USD will fail before too long, and our society will collapse from the inability to maintain it. No resources, no deliveries, no repairs, and the cheapest and flimsiest of infrastructures to depend upon. It’s why the crypto freaks are so sad and stupid – they actually believe they will be able to depend upon THIS SYSTEM to deliver the tech they need, the energy they need, the WWW they need to keep their scam going.
“It’s always darkest before it gets even darker.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE WEEK CRACK UP BASH …
Remember: during the period 2010 to 2012, the FED was printing massively in ways that we will probably never know. We will never know how much they printed, handed out. All we have are their public disclosure of MBS and other bond purchasing.
In 2009 the infamous SATOSHI paper was made public, and in retrospect this was probably an operation. Up until around 2012, the Keiser Report had a “Buy Silver Crash JP Morgan” movement that quickly morphed into the weekly crypto show …
Crypto has, since 2009:
Created a Keynesian style economic boom for computers and chip manufacturing.
Protected silver from price spikes.
Kept people, many smart people, busy, focusing on the wrong things.
What Crypto is:
Polycentric not decentralized.
Coin centric not transaction centric – bad for businesses.
Not decoupled from the fiat system, and in that sense it behaves like a derivative.
I ordered this chicken fried rice once from one of these “fusion” Asian places in Little Saigon (Seattle). They showed up 3 hours late and demanded a tip … 20 bucks. It was some scrombo freak from the Central District, he’d missed his audition for a Macklemore video shoot ….
His eyes glowed blue, I knew he was dosing that new street drug, S’klink …
His hands were shaking, and clearly there was dried semen on the top of the delivery box …
Moral of the story? – if “fusion” is in the name of the restaurant? – don’t … don’t ever.
Do not get “chicken salad” delivered in Seattle …
When it comes to delivery food, the key word “organic” does not mean what you think it means …
“tipping”, in food delivery slang, means sticking your penis into the food prior to delivery …
(just the tip)
Do you know what “thousand island dressing” is?
(your delivery driver does …)
If you’re in Dallas? – NEVER order the “turkey chili” …
(just don’t)
Don’t ever get “clam chowder” delivered in Chicago …
(ever)
“mexican style pizza” …
(also NOT what you think it is when you order this for delivery)
On Wall Street, it’s really popular among the hedge fund guys to do custom “BD” orders …
Biomatter Delivery option …
Choose various kinds of cum, blood, stool, booger, genital crabs, options …
Crypto people really like this too … to eat other people’s dried up cum.
Someone says “waddabowd tamper proof …” … nope …
you put the stool or dried cum on the food before you seal it … then your solution does not work
OR
you carry extra “tamper proof” containers in your car, transfer food, smear with fecal matter and scabs and boogers and ear wax … then it looks “sealed” so it must be good, right?
Being “over friendly” … yeah …
That means “boogers and boob juice” …
“Under friendly” means urine and loin grease …
“Under tipping” means blood and cum …
“Bad attitude” leads to genital crabs being sprinkled on your pizza.
87% of those who deliver your food have poorly managed and pervasive genital crabs …
The crabs often end up in/on the food that gets delivered.
It’s easy to camouflage cum, blood, and stool, in a pizza delivery … especially if they cook it in first …
Some deliver drivers enjoy sticking their fingers in their butts and then dipping their fingers into your beef bullion when you order a french dip …
A lot of delivery people masturbate in the car while they’re waiting, then smear their cum on your food …
Steal your food?
(nope)
Spit in your food or put turd oils on your food?
(yes – often …)
(learn to COOK your own food)
When in Paris, and staying in a hotel?
Avoid ordering ANY room service where the phrase “grand cru” is used …
Also avoid any food item that is listed as “fresh” …
Try having a “fish taco” delivered in Phoenix …
(then try the land crab)
If you order corned beef hash from one of these food delivery services in Los Angeles?
More often than not, it’s dog food mixed with minced french fries from some fast food joint …
Best advice I can give is from John Carpenter’s, The Thing …
“… and we should only be eating out of cans now …”
It’s all about the “extras”, the add-ons, and their impact on the bill:
Tressen grease: 14%
Nog and Xinder: 22%
So that the employees don’t spit into your food: 200%
Ho’chicks: 100%
Scundo-reev: 3%
Sadness of the ANARCHIST …
“After some empire or government fails: ‘we will construct a BIGGER tower this time, it can’t fail!’ ” – Dr. Freckles
Plan B …
“All my plan-B’s are bad.” – Dr. Freckles
Looking down on Satan …
“There’s a reason we cast our gaze upwards towards God, and downward to Satan … Because looking down on the Devil is a thing, for Christians.” – Dr. Freckles
It’s crazy …
The SURGERY … I need money for it …
I was notified by Dr. Grunkis that I needed my annual exam/physical to check for mounds, spores, mold, dry rot, and other conditions of the beleaguered soul scraping at this turmoil …
He said I sounded SICK in my last podcast, and I probably have scrapies …
So he’s recommending a MULTI-PART organ replacement surgery …
He has a Ukrainian friend that will meet me at a hotel on the edge of town …
He said bring “several bags of ice … like 12 bags” …
He said the whole procedure might take a day or two … or less …
The guy pulls out my heart and lungs …
My kidneys and liver …
He extracts my grumbo juices …
And much more …
This all COSTS 20,000 … I don’t have that … supposed to bring it with the ice.
If these facts they raise are true? – then there was more to the story
Weird time …
Motivations …
If you’re going to listen to a podcast, it makes sense to understand the author or speaker. Understanding also means an honest attempt on the part of the listener to question and deconstruct the podcaster’s “message”.
My motivations …
Scream at the world
To live and let live and be left the fuck alone – also called liberty
Christianity
A desire to understand the world and to share this understanding … you can call this philosophy, in a sense … call it what you want … call it analysis and empiricism …
To take horrible subjects and make them as funny as possible
To entertain
To make some money
To say really disgusting things …
To say the word FUCK a LOT … I guess that gets back to motivation #1.
The Recruiter …
“Can I give you some advice … m’kay … most people would see 75 or 80K and think you don’t know what you’re doing …”
(right …)
“With your experience, you should be asking for 120K … minimum …”
(wow …)
(spectacular)
Cautionary Tale …
My super human name …
The Devil and grifting …
“The Devil is the penultimate grifter.” – Dr. Freckles
Surviving VS Living …
“Surviving is doing the minimum to NOT BE DEAD … living involves a little more.” – Dr. Freckles
Right VS Wrong Path …
“The surest way to find the WRONG PATH is to stress about being on the RIGHT ONE.” – Dr. Freckles
The interview …
They asked about my email … and the name or wording … this could be bad.
two initial customers who haven’t received their units.
A dude in Puerto Rico I’m trying to walk through set up and debugging, over the phone …
No money, looking for work … this stresses me out … fuck it.
And this feeling that at any time all of this “work” will become pointless … how else will us little folk spend out time until the end?
We’re not giving up …
End Times Meter is now 70% …
Tricks …
“Magicians and grifters use tricks to hide the truth, physicians use tricks to hide the pain.” – Dr. Freckles
Oil and magic …
“Talk is cheap, but oil is not.” – Dr. Freckles
You have a 1978 FORD pickup …
It has 2 millions miles on it …
It gets about 300 gallons to the mile …
And you suddenly, find yourself, stuck on the side of the road.
Is it:
a) because the world ran out of oil?
or
b) because you statist punks can’t stop voting, can’t stop participating in government?
(government IS the monkey on our backs)
(government IS ALWAYS some kind of communism)
Talk IS cheap …
And talk is all the government is good at – since it’s a skill grifters master.
What shall we become …
What shall we become …
As the gerd-herders set fire to Tremulous-5 …
As the new style wogon-beasts hunt the misty oil of hooker delight …
Shall we become the NEW FOLK?
Made of white-lightning and meth and titanium and sadness?
Will we listen to country music while making love to our busty women during the hot sweaty nights?
NO …
Our die is cast towards the next stage of ROLON-STRIG, and our buttcracks will be sealed up. Our nungoid-fragrance will signal predators to stalk and kill us … our bones scattered.
(that’s what we’ll become)
(coyote stool)
Near the village of K’bersk, the old krone that lives on the edge of town screams out the name “ZELENSKY”. She is mocked by the wolf-women and driven further into the woods. Her hair catches fire, and the crops for next year go unplanted.
Horvich, the basket weaver, shakes and mutters in the street … Ukraine soldiers walk by and spit on him, kick him, drag him to the pit outside of Kyiv, and dump his body with the rest.
(Zelensky calls this victory)
The 62nd Shock Army moves on G’tlanko, and the crabble-fish mutter “hear, hear …”
The 7 monks of Ukrainian madness make merry with their CIA handlers, and Truby wants a new gun. “We are near victory!”, he burps, as his jaundiced eyes come into view …
“Zelensky is the GUY … everyone loves that guy …”, and the smell of rotting corpses is their aperitif …
(and the women mourn silently for husbands never coming home)
(Zelensky calls this victory)
“It’s tirg-fud, scrumble …”, the Ukraine sergeant told his men …
“It’s salty, it will fill your belly …”, just ignore the tattoos on the meat …
(Zelensky calls this victory)
In the time of Yogen-Slor, when trenchant fork sifters find scraps in the gutter. Careless hookers would sell their wares near Trida Street and Ukraine officers would have them and cocaine … and Russian babies from the Donbass for lunch.
“Where is the front line?”, General Gor screamed … his officers were busy raping children.
“Where is the advanced guard?”
Buried in the dirt, for harvest, as ravens pick the eyes out of AZOV heroes …
(Zelensky calls this winning)
HUNTER …
Threats, Death, and Problem Solving …
“The first step in problem solving IS NOT KILL or THREATEN TO KILL everyone around you.” – Dr. Freckles
Fuck you soap …
You’ll smell like dog poop …
You’ll smell like the worst turtle grease …
FU Soap …
Flying monkeypox …
Just listen to Chris Martenson … he’ll tell you about this monster. Crawling through the pipes of apartment buildings, entering your butt crack and leaving its scars …
Following the PEACE of Jergins in 2027, ending WW3, comes the brief peace of Torblatz. All parties to this treaty cover themselves in scrimbo-grease and grab each other’s junk … as US SOCOM are doing meth and oxycontin nearby …
Then comes MONKEY WAR 1 … the first great MONKEY WAR.
Monkeypox enters the body via the anal canal zone … there? – floobian juices mix with the roasted peanut butter and produce corn film. Take the smear, and place a large shard of glass between the spriggly and the TORNO JORG or butt-rinctus. Once the monkeypox has entered your blood stream it starts a gang … and hunts down the man that killed his wife. Following this, the monkeypox mutates into monkey herpes … and this “monkey herpes” infects your nads … your junk … and there’s a weird smell … and your new girlfriend starts hanging out at improv late … and she gives you crabs.
More and more people are catching monkeypox fever …
It’s like DISCO FEVER … with an itchy discharge.
My Mind … (I’ve said this before)
I need to thank a recent donor, and all donors of recent note, and all donors …
Thank you for allowing me a massive amount of joy at a fraction of the cost …
Thank you for being human, and generous, within your means.
I will not forget.
“I take trips in my mind, my sailing ship is my imagination, my brain is my ‘Disney Land’ …” – Dr. Freckles
Hearing the Lord’s voice …
“It’s easier to hear the Lord when you put down your smart device.” – Dr. Freckles
Bank Holiday … (March 2020)
Errata: I say “April” at one point in the podcast … but this was a mistake, it was March 17, 2020.
I’ve talked about two possible explanations for the ongoing military psychological warfare since early 2020.
Based on what I’ve seen, I believe the following are true:
a) they are using PSYOPs (military psychological warfare) to manage many billions of people.
b) the basic message of all the PSYOPs has been (don’t go places, don’t talk to people, don’t travel much)
c) the PSYOPs are REACTIVE in nature, ergo it implies “they” do not control the schedule.
d) it looks like “they” are managing a fuzzy event: an event that happens in a window of time, not on some specific date (like an asteroid strike).
e) the lies are so damaging, in an irreversible sense, that you can discount all talk of: WW3, managed culling, “Reset”, and all the Klaus Schwab nonsense or the Jim Rickards (CIA) “basket of currencies” stupidity. Another year of this? – and we will have a plague of madness, everywhere.
f) PSYOPs are “cheap”, but not long lasting – at some point people either go insane, die, or reject the lie … so they must have believed the “window of highest likelihood” began in 2019. My guess: 5 year window … which means the window closes in 2024.
Here are the two possible “fuzzy event” explanations, there are other ways of looking at this but my approach is “it’s probably this”, but the second level category captures “everything else”.
Most likely case: The US dollar empire is in collapse, and this might be coinciding with a Civil War in China that the US deep state is helping to cover up (read: all the dumb logistical stories since 2020 … “can’t unload containers”, “muh factories have been hacked”, “oh boy, the farmers are burning all the potatoes”). This will be bad, really bad, and it’s accelerating as I write this – but it’s something you CAN survive if you apply commonsense to your existence and you escape the cities.
Worst case: Ask yourself what would be so bad that the world powers, and their enforcers, would use very damaging trauma based mind control (suicides, overdoses, non-treated chronic illnesses, increases in domestic and child abuse, destroyed businesses and lives, psychic driving to madness) to manage people, for some indefinite period of time, knowing that AT THE SAME TIME they were going to lose control? What would be that bad AND a fuzzy event?
Fuzzy Probability Worst Case Events ->
– Super CME (coronal mass ejection): also called a planet killer (think a billion times worse than Carrington)
– Geologic: most likely a caldera or super volcano event
– Pole shift
– End Times: I’m a Christian AND we can’t know the time or place … prophecy is for reifying faith, not for stock investing.
– Clathrate Gun: I am concerned that THIS is the most likely worst case, based on research
– Peak Oil
– Massive, long term, worldwide FAMINE: this is also the second runner up to Clathrate Gun … but famine is baked into the cake, along with the collapse of the US government and all governments worldwide … A famine period that lasted for more than 2 years would be catastrophic, and it will still happen for a number of the scenarios mentioned.
I believe famine, as stated above, is guaranteed now. And if you say “the government did it”? – I agree, but that’s been true of almost EVERY FAMINE in recorded history, in some way, in some form of deliberate or accidental action, governments enable boom/bust, plenty/famine cycles.
The podcast below is from March of 2020, like the “Screwbilee” podcast from Early 2019 it represents the most likely and BEST CASE scenario.
To reiterate best case / most likely: The US dollar empire is in collapse, the entire world has become addicted to the USD and that means the WHOLE WORLD is going to go through a lot of pain, not just the US. Cities will collapse rapidly … not gracefully, and no one from the government will warn you.
I won’t be training to be a McDonald’s professional …
I could say it’s not pride, that might be a lie.
I could say it’s about my general panic and anxiety when it comes to the general public: that’s the truth.
Pride and panic, not a good combo to run the register at McDonald’s …
Maybe they could let me harvest the McNuggets, those meat sacks hanging in the back … fed via tubes containing recycled unconsumed McDonald’s foods and wood chips and broken glass and fear …. fear is the seasoning.
Maybe I could sweep out the grongo-bins, where creatures called “crats”, have rat, half cat, genetically modified with halibut DNA … they are bred in the back to … for that tasty Fish Filet sandwich … Crats get out some times … you see them feeding on old people in the alley.
Perhaps the mold farm, above the employee toilets, where classic McFlurry core mixtures are grown and harvested … special molds for that frozen vanilla griz they put in that McFlurry … these mold were genetically modified to be radically endothermic while consuming the human flesh of people that just get dumped now …. dumped out back … by the ditch.
I could just end up where I probably should have in 2019 – homeless, on the streets, pitiable and yet deserving of no pity. You know the best thing about being homeless in the streets? – most people do their best to ignore you.
You know the worst thing about being homeless in the streets?
“If something requires government to work, it probably will never work.” – Dr. Freckles
I need 800 trillion dollars, so please donate …
I have to pay rent … that’s something.
I have a friend, a dog, named Boomer, and I’d love to give him something special …
In order to form my 16 thug armies? And provide them with multi-barreled 12 guage gun systems? … shit, and fuck.
I want to build an Army of Hookers … the first true hooker army, capable of using dozens of love and self defense techniques to totally and completely subdue our enemies in the greasiest way possible … and the monkey-crabs … our secret bioweapon.
