Category: Planetary Status Reports

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Bribery (and what it implies)

One of the best things about the “bribery” narratives, is that it IMPLIES the elite have some expectation of relative normalcy …

“Hey Dan, why would the BIDEN’S need MONEY if it’s all going to Hell …”

(it’s not accidental)

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BABY HIPPOS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230702_BABY_HIPPOS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Ocean System: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7907

Sunday Sovietology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7917

Cat Uprising: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7915

GIANT KITES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7841

A bag of grenades: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7839

Baby Hippos and Libertarians: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7837

Seeing the World: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7830

I help no one: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7828

Permafrost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7825

Stuff: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7821

Life these Days: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7819

Euthanasia for the Disabled: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7815

Fear and Focus: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7813

Moar Hanlon’s: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7800

Kalergi Plan: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7856

Debt and Cancer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7913

Voting and Democracy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7878

Malaria: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7895

Mad Cow disease: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7876

Calculus: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7874

If I were not a Christian: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7872

Food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7870

Bonus Hole Maker: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7862

Duels: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7911

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A little Sunday Sovietology …

I haven’t been too sure what to think of the events in France …

And then yesterday TWITTER blew up, in part, because Elon Musk wanted to limit “viewing” – not tweeting, but viewing, liking, and networking.

(it’s an AD platform, content platform, according to these dip shits …)

(how do you make money limiting viewing, networking?)

Any who – this points in the direction that the SYSTEM is beginning to crack …

We’ll see.

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Duels …

“We should have a national arena for DUELS: voluntary, both sides must agree, can be fists … guns … swords and knives … flamethrowers … hand grenades … a voluntary gladiatorial delight.” – Dr. Freckles

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OCEAN STAR

“Could there be, in our universe, a sun surrounded by an ocean of water the size of our solar system? Kept warm enough, so that you had a super ocean, billions of miles in diameter, with a frozen outer crust and ring system …” – Dr. Freckles

<<<short story rant coming soon>>>

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RFK JR

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230701_RFK_JR.mp3

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=X_a6cawVUso

RANDOM THOUGHT 1: Riots in France.

RANDOM THOUGHT 2: SCOTUS ruling on Affirmative Action.

RANDOM THOUGHT 3: Twitter …

BIMBO ERUPTION: https://nypost.com/2014/07/13/dozens-of-suspected-mistresses-found-in-rfk-jr-s-cellphone/

RFK JR: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7779

Starring Stephen Baldwin: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7789

Wegovy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7792

Man on a tricycle: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7787

I dream of a future: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7860

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I dream of a future …

I dream of a future …

Where every neighborhood has it’s own indirect fires capability using rail guns they slam together from all kinds of spare parts, GE imaging machines, garbage dumps …

And they spend all day shooting molten rounds at each other.

For no reason but LOVE.

I dream of a NEW LAND …

A land of whore-cakes and newspaper fireflies …

A land where the cervids grow 20 feet tall, and have BBQ SAUCE for blood …

A land of gingus swamps and dead head mariners, all looking for frosty excitement and being led astray, down the hole, to the broken sepulcher, where the bodies were treated, irrigated and then disposed of …

We’d dance CRAZY in this new land … we’d make friends with scorpions.

This is a dream worth having …

  1. Of Kettle hustlers from SECTOR 37, heading towards GRINKEN TOWN and leaving their snake selves hidden in the EGO.
  2. There’s this kingdom of shame located near LA County. The cob-gents wear their drawers outside their pants, and carry GLOCK-76’s and pillowcases filled with hand grenades. They bring forth the fuzzle-fish from Catalina and end up being inscongulated by the FREDS of Hollywood …
  3. Heebus wench woookie style women with gold and diamonds and hawk sight. They keep their wooden dildos covered in seal wax and feed off the corpses of diffy-style lovers with large veiny cocks …
  4. Of the LAST MILK RUN and DEAD KENNEDYS and other green-type Moon patty kings.
  5. Of the stroglon sect and the commie overlords of Chicago, waiting for MR GLASS to fix the world, waiting for coked up cheerleaders to show us the way …

I dream of a world …

I dream of a land …

I dream of a hooker wife …

I won’t stop dreaming.

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Voting and Democracy

“The final stage of voting and democracy is communism, and then extinction.” – Dr. Freckles

a) democracy

b) communism

c) extinction

Commies talk about the “state withering away” at some point, and this is great …

What the commies DON’T tell you is that the human race also withers away …

200 years in the future of communism? – you have 2 people, huddled by a fire, covered in tumors, being yelled at by a third person dressed in tore up Stalin style pant suit …

(that’s the state withering away)