"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“For the first time, we have been able to show, without a shadow of a doubt, that wild primates, with no human interference, consume fruit-containing ethanol …”
ALERT ALERT
SOBER-LIFE SHIT HEADS
These monkeys need help.
Link: https://phys.org/news/2022-03-monkeys-fruit-alcohol-booze.html
“Sober life: replacing one drug with another.” – Dr. Freckles
“People bitch and moan about ‘dichotomous thinking’, but THERE IS NOTHING MORE FUCKING DICHOTOMOUS THAN SOBER VS NOT-SOBER.” – Dr. Freckles
“My TL is LIT.” – Dr. Freckles
“Drinking whiskey, aka: PSYOP REPELLENT.” – Dr. Freckles
(hey – maybe this explains the sober-life-bimbo-eruption?)
“Whatever you do OBSESSIVELY, without reason, is probably going to harm you.” – Dr. Freckles
A lot of sober-life people will end up adopting another obsessive and likely dangerous habit …
This is really fucked up, because I understand OCD – my dad had it really bad …
I’m thinking of checking in on sober life people, each day, and asking them “have you been drinking”
(every day)
“If the government tells you they’re GOING TO do ‘something’? a) they will never do it OR b) they are ALREADY DOING IT.” – Dr. Freckles
“Talking about how many days sober you are is like staring at a bottle of whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
“There’s a big chunk of metal in my left humerus now … so if someone says ‘ARE YOU METAL’? – I can un-ironically say YES.” – Dr. Freckles
“Talking about your sobriety incessantly IS NOT THE SAME as living a sober life.” – Dr. Freckles
RACISM THEATER
“Dan, drinking is so bad for you …”
“Uh huh …”
“I’ve been sober for 3 years, have you SEEN my profile?”
“Sure …”
“Don’t you want to listen to me tell you about all the shitty stuff I did?”
“Nah, I’ll see you do it again.”
“That’s racist”
(and scene)
“Why whine, when there’s wine.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230708_RAPE_INSTRUCTIONS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
RANDOM THOUGHT: Missouri, Cosmologically Agnostic … and the GIANT CUBE and what a simulation might be VS an aquarium perspective … Could the Earth be a SPHERE? – sure … but that doesn’t tell me much about space … or the sun … or satellites … or “traveling to the Moon” … and the Math, experiments? – can all be spoofed with a sufficiently advanced technology.
Incubus/Succubus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus
RAPE PLANET: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8126
PIONEER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8117
Going to MARS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8107
SPACE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8132
Super Cities: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8109
What recovers last: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8098
Some Holocausts: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8093
Call ends: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8095
“When you really break it down, ‘SPACE’ is mostly about sexual assault.” – Dr. Freckles
“A planet that sends out rape instructions will never become TYPE 1.” – Dr. Freckles
Drake equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation
Types of civilizations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale
The first Pioneer probes were launched launched in 1965, sent on a grand tour of deep space.
Many did not know this, but NASA used an experimental ion drive powered by a radiological decay battery – capable of reaching 50% the speed of light … but it gets worse.
One of the Pioneer probes slipped into a black hole and hyper accelerated backwards in time, such that this probe visited many places … planets … dive bars.
On the probe are instructions on HOW to get to Earth …
On the probe is a message: “Please rape us …”
(abductions)
Voyager was about sending them a record to play, loudly, while they raped us …
Throughout the UNIVERSE, we are known as PLANET RAPE.
(or RAPE-PLANET)
(let’s not complicate things)
(this will only hurt a little)
This applies to the environment too …
Like “hey, CUM to EARTH and fuck the planet, and fuck us …”
“Nothing is TOO BIG TO FAIL, and if you live in a supercity you will be super disappointed.” – Dr. Freckles
“Supercity: you share the same gravestone …” – Dr. Freckles
My friend went to Mars …
He sent me emails and text messages after he got there … pictures of him with underwear models, hanging out at the BAR on Olympus Mons … great view of Mars.
A lot of people I know are going to Mars …
And then you get to send messages and hang out at the bar …
LIVING LIFE BIG …
Is it true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego ???
Is it true Whitman, Price and Hadad?
Do any of you remember the “apple pie” from that show JUSTIFIED?
(sometimes I want the apple pie)
“Sobriety is like an odometer for most people – ignore that bullshit … stop being an asshole … go on with your fucking life.” – Dr. Freckles
“Success is composed of a thousand little failures.” – Dr. Freckles