Category: Planetary Status Reports

Posted on

How many abortions have you had?

Lily Allen – IDK: https://people.com/lily-allen-says-she-can-t-remember-how-many-abortions-she-s-had-11765714

Irene Vilar, world record holder: https://www.today.com/popculture/book-excerpt-testimony-abortion-addict-wbna33591664

WHORE that BANGS DUDES: https://okmagazine.com/p/onlyfans-model-lily-phillips-sleeping-1113-men-12-hours-free-for-all/

Other Whore: https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/charlize-theron-49-confesses-amazing-recent-hook-up-26-year-old

Posted on

They just stab you …

“I love it in stories when someone hears a knock at their door, goes to answer it, opens the door, and someone just stabs them … maybe not even someone they know … but they probably do know them.” – Dr. Freckles

Posted on

HAPPY MEAL!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250701_HAPPY_MEAL.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

YOUR FORTUNE IS NOW: TENDY NIGHTMARE

IDAHO and ADRIANOPLE: How many cops are there in your city? LA has about 9,000 cops and 3.8 million residents. Even if you add up LA County Sheriffs Dept and CA HWY PATROL, you still don’t have enough cops if LA tips over, sociologically, like it did in 1992. This time will be worse, more widespread, and the rot is deeper. So you best live on that yacht, yacht boy.

Weird Story: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/28/noaa-cuts-hurricane-forecasting-climate

  1. that local story about the eco-activist turned out to be a big nothing click scam.
  2. who knows why crazy people in Idaho do crazy shit.
  3. life is not getting worse for me, and that’s worth noting
  4. I am giving into my MERG-HUNGER, I wander the streets looking for JOOK-LOVE
  5. our cocaine mistress is dead
  6. Alligator Alcatraz is the FLORIDA MAN FESTIVAL with maga-dynamite
  7. they will ship flesh to the jungle and treat humanity with disdain
Posted on

“We will eat grass or leaves …”

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250630_WE_WILL_EAT_GRASS_OR_LEAVES.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Some News:

  1. Some kind of protest-tragedy happened near where I live, but I can’t find a non-pay wall report. Here are some video links: https://youtu.be/bV3NGQNaFSY?si=t3PucWj4oIItKnRA Here is some background: https://www.peninsuladailynews.com/news/logging-protest-continues-with-climber-in-tree/
  2. Douglas Fir die off: https://oregoncapitalchronicle.com/2023/02/14/exclusive-massive-die-off-hits-fir-trees-across-the-northwest/
  3. Insects: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/jun/03/climate-species-collapse-ecology-insects-nature-reserves-aoe
  4. Boiled Bison: https://www.foxnews.com/us/horrified-tourists-watch-bison-boils-death-yellowstone-hot-spring
  5. IDAHO MADNESS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21580

Port of Seattle:

MYTH has become FACT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21513

If money wasn’t an issue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21482

Look around: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21589

We will eat grass or leaves: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21479

I did what I did: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21477

SNOW PIERCER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21520

Jews on social media: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21524

Saddam’ing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21527

Monuments: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21539

What we have: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21542

A planet of sick people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21545

Wiping away a lie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21559

Alligator Alcatraz: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21562

LOR WORLD SEX ORGY: https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/neanderthal-denisovans-ancient-humans-interbred-mystery-species-523483

Tough: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21577