“Sometimes I think the buildings that fell on 9/11 never stopped falling.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR and MOAR SPACE …
“SPACE looks AMAZING in the movies, in real life it’s depressing.” – Dr. Freckles
The Box: Lascelles Abercrombie (1910)
*** this poem was recommended by a new listener
Once upon a time, in the land of Hush-A-Bye,
Around about the wondrous days of yore,
They came across a kind of box
Bound up with chains and locked with locks
And labeled “Kindly do not touch; it’s war.”
***
A decree was issued round about, and all with a flourish and a shout
And a gaily colored mascot tripping lightly on before.
Don’t fiddle with this deadly box,
Or break the chains, or pick the locks.
And please don’t ever play about with war.
***
The children understood. Children happen to be good
And they were just as good around the time of yore.
They didn’t try to pick the locks
Or break into that deadly box.
They never tried to play about with war.
***
Mommies didn’t either; sisters, aunts, grannies neither
‘Cause they were quiet, and sweet, and pretty
In those wondrous days of yore.
Well, very much the same as now,
And not the ones to blame somehow
For opening up that deadly box of war.
***
But someone did. Someone battered in the lid
And spilled the insides out across the floor.
A kind of bouncy, bumpy ball made up of guns and flags
And all the tears, and horror, and death that comes with war.
It bounced right out and went bashing all about,
Bumping into everything in store.
***
And what was sad and most unfair
Was that it didn’t really seem to care
Much who it bumped, or why, or what, or for.
It bumped the children mainly. And I’ll tell you this quite plainly,
It bumps them every day and more, and more,
And leaves them dead, and burned, and dying
Thousands of them sick and crying.
‘Cause when it bumps, it’s really very sore.
***
Now there’s a way to stop the ball. It isn’t difficult at all.
All it takes is wisdom, and I’m absolutely sure
That we can get it back into the box,
And bind the chains, and lock the locks.
But no one seems to want to save the children anymore.
***
Well, that’s the way it all appears, ’cause it’s been bouncing round for years and years
In spite of all the wisdom wizzed since those wondrous days of yore
And the time they came across the box,
Bound up with chains and locked with locks,
And labeled “Kindly do not touch; it’s war.”
SEA-FLOW: CURES BRAIN ANTS!
LITERALLY HITLER!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240722_Literally_Hitler.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
CATS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12811
Crowd Strike: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12804
Renaissance Fair: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12797
SAUSAGE EGG’Y CHEESEYO: STARS AND STRIPES: the horrible truth ….
Snakes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12728
It’s YOU: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12744
GAZA OP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12738
GAZA and DRESDEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12769
Battle Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12750
Making NAZIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12775
How many kilotons?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12778
Nothing Left to lose: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12781
Yemeni DRONE: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-military-says-tel-aviv-blast-apparently-caused-by-drone-2024-07-19/
Enlarged Trunk: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12725
DEATH POD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12821
EARMARKED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12710
Literally Hitler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12689
THE WAGYU BEEF CONSPIRACY …
CITIES (revisited): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12791
PERFECT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12794
Don’t comment on Trump’s “Shakespeare in the Park” performance …
“20 BUCK CHUCK”
Kill the cats …
“Exploding COW with BIRD HERPES” or NOT?
RENAISSANCE FAIR
What if I told you the “renaissance fair” is concealment …
In reality: a sect of GLOOKS went underground in 1466. They determined that the coming modernity was LAME and wanted NOTHING of it … but … they liked wenches and beer … so the Amish path would not work.
ERGO (kingly trumpets): they came up with the “renaissance fair” idea …
And they’ve been hiding there, living there, breeding there, in plain sight … for centuries. The greatest living conspiracy in the history of conspiracies.
A proposed remake plot for that movie Michael Caine was in when he was heavy into cocaine …
Perfection …
“If you get caught up in perfect, you never do better.” – Dr. Freckles